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Unironically the Beta Trolls in Homestuck are a masterpiece of character design and writing.

12 new characters introduced fairly rapidly yet they're all memorable, distinct, 3-dimensional (some more than others, but still) and most importantly, beloved.

Honestly an inspiration and something writers and character artists should learn from.

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listen I say this with patience bc some people may genuinely have not thought about this before but if you firmly say “AI art is terribly unethical and steals from artists” (which is correct) but then turn around and use voice AIs to generate songs/voice lines that sound like your favourite voice actors or singers……………………………………that is also AI art and it is also terribly unethical

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mantras for a new generation

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Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

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when a scandal happens in a fandom you’re not in but it keeps appearing in your dash 

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its a national holiday

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when your husband plays one video over and over and over and over and over and over and over for a week straight so you report the video for harmful or abusive content because it was never funny in the first place

like babe really???????????

"HEUEHRHRHEUHDUEYDJSGSTS MICHAEL JACKSONS GHOST RAPES CARL WHEEZER FROM JIMMY NEUTRON AHFHANHDSNDHSB ISNT THAT JUST THW FUCKING FUNNIEST THING WVER???? EYFJEYWNGDEIHDEB LEMME PLAY IT EVERY 3 HOURS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

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if we get in trouble, im getting rid of all of them for free. they will be a FULL waste of money if thats what he fucking wants. im SICK AND TIRED of boats. i actually never want to go out on a boat ever again. EVER. im fully over it.

another boat you have got to be fucking kidding me

fucking why is he so obsessed with boats

im so angry im so so fucking angry

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i have to drive TWO. HOURS. to get this next fucking boat.

two fucking hours. just to get there.

so make it 4 fucking hours for a boat we have no room for, and will probably get in trouble for as well.

another boat you have got to be fucking kidding me

fucking why is he so obsessed with boats

im so angry im so so fucking angry

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we literally got a call from a by-law officer bwcause we have too many boats and a neighbor complained.

why the fuck would you willingly still get ANOTHER BOAT IF WE ARE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR HAVING TOO MANY BOATS IN THE LAWN WHERE ARE WE GOING TO PUT IT

FUCK.

another boat you have got to be fucking kidding me

fucking why is he so obsessed with boats

im so angry im so so fucking angry

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another boat you have got to be fucking kidding me

fucking why is he so obsessed with boats

im so angry im so so fucking angry

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hahahaha why do i try

im boring selfish and stupid

i should off myself

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dont fucking share anything with me ever again

im tired of being told to calm down and shut up as soon as i start getting excited about sharing something special with you

fuck you

why cant i just??? enjoy stuff???? without being told to calm down about it???????????

why is my enthusiasm so fucking grating to you????????????

get over yourself what the fuck

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why cant i just??? enjoy stuff???? without being told to calm down about it???????????

why is my enthusiasm so fucking grating to you????????????

get over yourself what the fuck

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*beats my head against a stone wall*