peenitsjorked
peenitsjorked
Lover Of Things
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I just like silly/cool things 👍
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peenitsjorked · 12 days ago
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peenitsjorked · 27 days ago
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It’s called being better
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peenitsjorked · 27 days ago
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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I resonate with him
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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Common sense??? Nahhh, rare sense
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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what's the term for the kink where you get off on being forced to admit stuff. where you don't like to talk about your embarrassing secrets unless someone is condescendingly teasing you about it and they're getting sadistic pleasure from your discomfort and they have you backed into a corner and you know they're not going to let you know peace unless you spill your guts to them. i get so insanely horny for that. but like. i would never fucking admit that though. you could not torture that information out of me
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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Where’d you get this photo of me 🙀
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L O U N G I N G.
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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Me and my old hip hop, rap and my gf who loves old British men singing (i don’t know what kind of genre this is)
do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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You should be allowed to leave work if you need to go home and think about the character
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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Executive dysfunction + depression combo
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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*paws at you* can I have a kiss
*paws at you* can I have a kiss
*paws at you* can I have a kiss
*paws at you* hey, can I have a kiss
*paws at you*
*paws at you*
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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Reboot if you’d kiss a vampire
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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one of my favorite flavors of noncon is when you’re the instigator asking for way more than you can handle and trying to back out when it’s too late… like you went as far as to show up in a pretty little set demanding attention from them just for the sheer size of their dick to bring you to tears and you know you’re not going to be able to handle it but they’re just laughing at you
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.
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peenitsjorked · 1 month ago
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A dom fucking their precious puppy, pounding load after load of their cum into them until all their stupid puppy can do is whimper and make broken whines, gripping the sheets tight enough to tear
"You can take it. I know you can. And you're going to."
The puppy having tears down their cheeks and broken moans escaping them when they cum again around their owners cock.
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