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Instead of rage baiting we shod do a thing called happy baiting where we bait someone into feeling happy and confident and positive about themselves
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"
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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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