peerless-minty-cucumber
peerless-minty-cucumber
Cucumber Fan
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Professional hater of everything SVSSS. Except when I'm not. ADULT CONTENT AHEAD. NOT SAFE FOR MINORS.
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 16 hours ago
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Hey chat. Read this manhua it's great. I'm so fr
Also I'm vaguely hoping OP will let me into their dms... I am starved for company in this fandom
overjoyed because some amazing person is translating saved the public enemy into english again :) amazing day for losers
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 7 days ago
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They had to kill off LGQ in PIDW because if he lived he would have become the first canon male member of Bingge's harem. Send post
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 20 days ago
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Bloopin time
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 29 days ago
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tgcf mutual: no one understands the Character.
mdzs mutual: today i blocked 5 people in the Character tag. i'm starting to suspect no one in this fandom can read.
svsss mutual: today i spent 6 hours brainstorming new ways for Character and Character to fuck nasty. here are the results.
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 1 month ago
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I NEED THIS SO BAD
BINGFETTI !!! A6 sticker sheet / emoji pack
(Available when my shop updates on July 21st)
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 1 month ago
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to honor the end of pride month, I’ve decided to return him to the abyss 🥰
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 2 months ago
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 2 months ago
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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 2 months ago
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Bingpup says gay rights
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 2 months ago
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 3 months ago
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 3 months ago
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I just think its interesting that so many people make Yue Qingyuan a yandere who would kidnap and keep Shen Qingqiu locked up in his basement when Zhuzhi-lang is literally out here doing that already?
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 3 months ago
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 5 months ago
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I'm so fr I'm in this silly rp server with omegaverse and my SY has cucumber as his scent. I am wide awake
I think we, as a fandom, are sleeping on the concept of omegaverse Shen Yuan smelling like cucumbers
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 6 months ago
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Shen Qingqiu deciding that Luo Binghe has been abusing his crybaby privileges a bit, opts to get back at him (only a little) by bursting into crocodile tears at some point of his own accord.
He's not really serious about it -- though he wouldn't admit to it under interrogation, he does actually like Luo Binghe's weepy-pathetic routine. It's just that lately the man's been hammering on it like a cat who has discovered that ringing a dinner bell brings food, and Shen Qingqiu's poor heart can take that much of it, really! So he figures he'll issue an illustrative rebuke by getting some of his own waterworks on and making Binghe appreciate that it can be a bit harrowing to be on the receiving end!
Only, it backfires.
Shen Qingqiu picks his time and his place carefully, waiting until Luo Binghe is in a rare mood of frustration with him (he put himself in danger recklessly again) and then, bringing a tear to his eye by remembering certain unpleasant things, Shen Qingqiu starts to sniffle.
Only, it turns out that he maybe needed a cry? Like was perhaps overdue for this? He's cried before of course but usually only in the midst of overt physical exertion or stimulation (*cough*), not so much just shedding a tear in a relatively calm situation, and, well... the only explanation he can think of is that it was overdue, because somehow what he intends to be some teary eyes and a wobbling lip turns into full-on sobbing.
Luo Binghe panics. Shizun, Binghe didn't mean it! Are you hurt?! Are you cursed?!
Shen Qingqiu, through sobs: no, no, it's fine! Everything's fine!
Anyway, Luo Binghe drags Shen Qingqiu to Qian Cao Peak and subsequently puts him on bed rest and observation for like three days, and Shen Qingqiu just sighs because that's overkill and his plan absolutely didn't work. But being fussed over is kind of nice. Oh. Maybe it worked in reverse, because he has a better appreciation now for why Luo Binghe does this so often?
It ends with him resolving to get Luo Binghe to cry less by just being a little bit more open with his affection from the get-go, instead.
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 6 months ago
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The other day I fell into a haze and when I emerged I had ordered these from meltedmush's Redbubble.
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Anyway they're going on my bag.
PS: Sorry to the guy who had to package these, I hope you heal
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peerless-minty-cucumber · 6 months ago
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Maid Shen Nyuan !!
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