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Ladies and Gentlemen, This is a robbery.

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.hello this game owns me and so does arthur

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Loch Lomond

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Was there any form of cryptocurrency in the Middle Ages?

No.

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fun prank idea: lay in bed for the rest of your life and ignore reality by reading books and daydreaming all day everyday

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It’s like I have this disease that makes me place online orders

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“You’re Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!”

The same way I’m able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.

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I just told someone they have to wear a face mask to come into the centre where I work and he said “what for” and I think I blacked out for a second

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"In New York you can be a new man"

Yes, we call that identity fraud

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when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like

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genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen

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my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

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Alexander, after presenting his debt plan: Any questions?

Jefferson: Yeah, I have a lot of questions.

Jefferson: Number one: how dare you.

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When a crystal breaks because of energies, it shatters differently than a cut like that. When it breaks for absorbing energies it's kind of... (wait for it) crystal clear.

(hehehehehehehee)

So so gullible

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Lil Panic Attack 👌🏻

Lil My Ex Died 😬

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I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN SILENT HILL AND RESIDENT EVIL OKAY? I THINK SLICE OF LIFE ANIME IS AN ENTERTAINING GENRE

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what a great day to remember that we should not colonize mars, the whole concept is anthropocentric, imperialist, unrealistic and just weird, and the idea of establishing the same capitalistic systems that have turned out to be our downfall on another planet instead of solving problems on earth is so incredibly short-sighted and power fantasy driven that it makes me want to eat glass. the exploration of outer space should always be expressively and only for the benefit of all humankind, not to fill the pockets of some billionaires with a god complex. fuck elon musk all my homies hate elon musk