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“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

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#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

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when the person you didnt know existed a few weeks ago that you decided was to be yoir favourite wins the reality tv show you did not watch from the beginning but came into mid way

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Had a coworker tell me they hadn’t texted once because of the time. “I didn’t want to wake you.”

I stared at them through the dawning realization that they lived in a world where that was remotely possible. “My phone is on do not disturb if I’m sleeping. Why would I let random texts wake me up? My sleep is important.”

Equally baffled they replied, “What if someone at work needs you?”

“I am not a manager. No one at work will ever need me badly enough to interrupt my sleep. If I’m not working then there’s no reason to be calling me.”

“Not even if you need to cover?”

I laughed, “I don’t need to cover. They could ask me to cover but good luck getting ahold of me if I’m sleeping.”

They looked distressed at this idea.

To console them I added, “I have important people like my mom and my wife set to override. If they call they get through no matter what.”

There was a small pause before they asked, “You can do that…?”

So friendly reminder. Become unreachable. Work does not need you that badly. Sleep.

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I love evil Carmen as much as the next guy but it would have been cool if VILE used her capture as an excuse to 'bring Black Sheep back'

Girl why are you so stripped of your whole identity (name + hair + iconic colour + friends + personality) wtf... girl...

Do not let her joyous and whimsical nature fool you she is crazy

If this was a fic or whatever it'd probably follow Gray's POV, "yayyyyy she's back :D" vs "Oh god what have they done to her. Am I responsible for this. Ah. Yikes!"

If anyone else has ideas this is a uh- public concept? Feel free to steal this for your own things or shoot me some ideas. Go crazy go stupid!

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I like fandom shit cause it’s something fun to do that doesnt cost money

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the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

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Okay but in all honesty?

“Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court.” “I have nothing BUT COMTEMPT for this court!” has got to be the greatest exchange of word in human history and it came from the 1986 Transformers Movie.

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AUGUST IS OVER??????

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*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

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Fandom spaces have GOT to stop finding out about concept art & saying they were supposed to have x or y. That’s not how concept art works, there isn’t a secret better show they decided to hide from you for no reason

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Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

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