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two boys check in to a hotel and film their activities...

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on today stream max showed chat that pic from lando ig dump (and casually mentioned that someone took it on his camera and he just sent it to lando on whatsapp) like a proud bf(f) and apparently lando edited it to b/w and cropped it… that lil gremlin really said ok let me make my man even hotter for the public. unreal.

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ok these make me feel a bit insane

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flirting with the camera

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may 14th sleeveless stream

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I feel like our man just ffwd through ten chapters of an AU when someone’s dad said he would’ve made a great F1 driver ;__;

MaxFclips on tt

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Max being affectionately exasperated at LN's (lack of) self care pt 19479392

LN: *Explaining how he hasn't eaten anything all day and now it's 9 pm*

MF: Does your brain... So like, at no point in the day you go “ooh bit hungry”

LN: No 😊

MF: No? No, okay 🙃

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Teen hearthrob, BMW Championship 2006

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I miss them

we three get along so famously 💖💖💖

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✨00Q end of the year fic rec list ✨ (to commemorate the year of the lord 2023 when this ship came back to kick my ass)

the simplest of crimes by pdameron - fake marriage AU. my favorite 00Q fake married au just because the stakes are so low like they didn't have to do all that but the build up is so good.

come a lily, come a lilac by pdameron - florist!Q AU. this really got me giggling and twirling my hair.

James Bond Will Return by sorion - post-Spectre James comes back. a very charming character study.

as permanent as stone cathedrals by pdameron - pining Q. beautifully written with just the right amount of whump.

people can surprise you (or not) by pdameron - fake relationship but posh. i love whodunnits.

Hold Tight by orphan_account - Spectre fix-it. and fix it they did. also has my second favorite Q name.

lacunae (just the blood you owe) by finestkind - Q offers comfort as bond deals with grief. this fic honestly makes me ache, the way it handles friendship and grief and love UGH.

Say Something (I'm Giving Up On You) by Brihna - Spectre re-write where Q and James sleep before he goes off to Mexico. possibly my favorite Spectre fix-it, love emotional constipation and miscommunication.

Crossing the Bar by GwynDuLac - Q pulls bond out of retirement for an emergency mission. the best mission fic i have ever read hands down.

bloom on my skin, echo in my soul by Areiton - soulmate au. gorgeous writing.

if I couldn't be strong by SailorChibi - post-Spectre James is found abandoned in a hospital in a coma. i love how quietly vindictive Q is in this.

a bloodless coup by Ark - marathon sex. very vulnerable.

I Could've Been a Maths Teacher by Brihna - Q branch gets invaded. v good translation of the comic into prose.

I Don't Take Your Pleasure For Granted by Catchclaw - Q develops a crush. love me some pathetic Q.

I Won't Shiver, I Won't Shake by Only_1_Truth - Skyfall re-write, lots of Q whump. the hurt is so good but the comfort is even better. plus i love attack roombas.

Favours by dhampir72 - pining from Q's POV. fun fact: my gf once quoted a line of this fic to me and i knew immediately which fic she was reading, that's how much i've read this.

rain by Aniron84 - touch starved Q. god GOD, this fic!! there was a time in my life, i read this multiple times a day. the description of loneliness is so on point it always hurts.

Fidelity by marlowe_tops - Q seems to have picked up a stray. local idiot doesn’t know he’s in a relationship, struggles mentally

Indelible by enjolras_lexa - 5+1 of bond breaking into Q's apartment. quite gentle and funny.

A Hitch in the Holster by APrettySpy - Q is having A Time during a heat wave and like Q i'm not immune to the holster

when the world isn't fair by Mlle_Heloise - James rescues Q's holiday. warm and fluffy.

The Pros and Cons of Wayward Agents by Brihna - Q whump with a protective Bond. is it bad to be all teehee while reading someone beat someone else to unconsciousness

Best Dressed by HandsAcrossTheSea - PWP with kilts! really good p0rn and with bottom Bond to boot!

Through A New Lens: A Spectacular Love Story by christinefromsherwood - Q discovers he has a glasses kink, or does he? listen, i too am not immune to daniel craig in glasses so i can relate.

talk / listen by thestalwartheart - dirty talk. a masterclass in p0rn honestly, SO good.

The Inevitability of Time by dhampir72 - soulmate au. will never stop recommending this, it's so tragic and yet not?

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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Have a sudden urge to look for someone’s post about Luisa, Lando and Max all posting the same shot of the Monaco golf course, but I can’t find it😭 can someone point me the way

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a summary of nortrell/mandinha over the first two months of 2022

(a followup from this)

they go to dubai and spend a month there, with friends (oliver, connor, tom, jakob, savannah, jennie, andrea, etc.)

they celebrate new years together (i am not linking everyone's celebration tiktoks)

lando goes public with luisa, max is one of the first to like the post

they do a lot of golfing in dubai, at various courses, with various combinations of people

max, lando, tom, jakob, etc. go karting at the dubai autodrome with the ln karts. luisa spends the day shopping with sav and jennie

max does his first stream of the year. it's golf, and it's luisa's twitch 'debut'. lando's pissed because there are weirdos in chat and the game isn't going his way. the two of them bicker over clothes

lando posts an instagram story, known to the community as the breakfast for three incident (fun fact! i had literally just woken up, logged into tumblr and experienced my dash in shambles that day it was 'fun')

the incident confirms that the three of them shared a hotel suite in dubai

tom confirms on stream that lando, max and luisa were the only ones from the group to stay in dubai

max does his second stream, another golf one, but this time with lando and aiden (the kid he coached in f4). lando is pissed because the game isn't going his way. (the stream is also conveniently timed so that younger fans (derogatory) miss it because they are in school)

(ok, i didn't document most of dubai) other activites participated in over the trip included padel, minigolf, dune buggying, beach days, jetskiing, ukno, typical dubai holiday activities, and also the dubai 24 hours

they all leave dubai to return to their respective countries

a few days into living in monaco, lando's in the uk for mclaren work

they play some golf

max sets up his pc in his room, and the two of them spend time playing halo (lando from the mtc)

max confirms a stream via social media for the next day.

max also hops on lando's flight that evening to monaco, with the intent to stream from lando's pc

he streams from monaco, but it's from a laptop instead - lando decided he wanted to play halo 5 minutes before max was supposed to go live. he streams from a laptop and his setup is... bad (i am a gamer/computer... person and i hated it), when the technical issues subside, he talks ideas for lando's gaming room with ria, scrolls the qdrnt subreddit and tells lando off for not playing halo (and also occasionaly talking to luisa too)

the three of them go golfing in monaco

lando skips the autosport awards to stay in monaco drinking caprisun with max and luisa

they fly back to the uk together so lando and luisa can attend the brits

lando goes on this morning again, and he's officialy adopted by phil and holly

max streams quite a bit over the week, watching car launches, playing five nights at freddy's and geoguessr, and scrolling twitter and reddit

him and lando go for more golfing before lando leaves for monaco again

lando and luisa spend valentines physically together, max and lando spend valentines virtually together (they have a halo multiplayer date)

(lando's back in the uk the next day anyway)

qdrnt do filming for elgato featuring simulators (or at least lando, aarav, steve and ria do, max is just there)

[actual quote] max: i'm here just for emotional support everyone

max streams when him are en route for a merch photoshoot in leeds. it's him and lando squished together in the back seat of a seven seater

[actual quote] lando: are you going to fist me?

the photoshoot is them standing on a plane..?

the next day max is back on his stream grind, playing fnaf and halo, dicussing furniture for his new setup (crafting an incredibly elaborate plan to get a very specific chair which is made in partnership with logitech so theoretically would be easy access to lando, etc. etc.), and also introducing his grandma to chat

[actual quote] theo: oh pity innit, you went to see your boyfriend lando the next day anyway

lando also streams: he does one playing roblox (i know, right) and another on halo with max

they both stream again the next day, max watching planes and lando playing halo with ria

lando leaves for mclaren's test day in barcelona starting him and max's longest stint apart yet not entirely sure when exactly, but luisa leaves for a shoot in barbados

max streams twitter and tarkov. during the twitter part, he's looking at sunglasses, prompting connor/tom/jakob/lando to comment about a 'misses'

max goes to monaco to set up the gaming room with ria and aarav. he's staying in a hotel but would have otherwise stayed in the apartment

he also has... an exchange with the team l4ndo and qdrnt admins. aarav refers to him as lando's housekeeper

he goes back to the uk for a day before jetting off to barcelona to catch the final day of testing

they both fly to portugal after testing finishes

they spend time with luisa and her friends, and the three of them watch bohemian rhapsody together.

lando and max return to the uk together, max being 20 minutes late for a qdrnt squad stream with aarav and niran. lando's on his bed watching tiktoks instagram reels before disappearing downstairs to stream his hair getting cut. they both yell at each other up and down the stairs. max's mum also appears to change max's bedsheets, but max pulls the streaming card

max is also learning portugese ffrom luisa. the one word he and lando both know definitely is the one for 'kisses'

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I'm sorry the who slept with whom rumours??? 😀 Because I'm very much a Måneskin and F1 fan but I don't usually use social media, so this post just slapped me in the face

Ah anon, let me introduce you to the wonderful world in which Charles Leclerc the Formula 1 Driver and Damiano David from Måneskin may know each other carnally, or at least, Charles has Damiano wrapped right around his pinky finger.

So it all begins at Monza 2023, where Damiano turns up in potentially one of the sluttiest outfits to ever see a grand prix, blushing and making eyes at Charles like any good Italian man would.

Fast forward about a week. Charles is hosting an event at the Monaco Yacht Club, and Måneskin come out and do a surprise set. After this, they all go back to the Sedici for an afters, and Damiano posts iconic footage of him shirtless on Charles' yacht wearing Charles' helmet with the caption "Thanks @charles_leclerc best gift ever. Lately I see u more that my mum😂".

Two months after all this Måneskin release a song called "The Driver", and uh, yeah. These are the lyrics:

Final nail in the coffin is about a month after that song comes out, Damiano gets a tattoo of a prancing horse on his v-line. Which would be explainable by Italian Stallion being a term for a handsome Italian dude, if not for the tattoo artist literally tagging Ferrari.....

Anyway, I'm just here to present the facts, you come to your own conclusions.

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No fucking way

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“On all levels but physical, I am a cat….meow” - Lando Norris 2023

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I don't know if you saw Max's stream last night but at 2hrs 9mins Lando started joking about asking Pietra about how he could 'cheer max up' and give him more 'motivation' heavy on the insinuation and it's just been swirling around in my brain. They're too obsessed with each other.

LISTEN when I read this I was like....no way he said that....and true enough........

why did he say that....asking Max's girlfriend what can I give Max as motivation....after doing a riff on dick jokes.......what does it mean.......