peridot5xg-logs2025

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(Hay guys I’m kinda sick rn so sorry for the lack of updates in the next few days but I will be back soon :-P

-OP)

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wow, that is a number of cans of Monster Energy Drink on your desk. are these for... decorative purposes? or have you been consuming them like humans do?

PERIDOT: Log date; 8/12/3.

PERIDOT: Wow thanks for both of the asks!

PERIDOT: Thanks to me saving the world and all that jazz, I get to enjoy many many hobbies and activities. Such as, ahem;

PERIDOT: Gardening, teaching at Little Homeschool, spending time alone at home reading Fan Fictions, rewatching Camp Pining Hearts with Lapis, drawing, uhhh writing, making Meep Morps with Lapis and what i’ve been told is ‘doom scrolling’.

PERIDOT: But I try to spend a lot of my time keeping up with alllll the many mannnny friends I have now.

PERIDOT: For example; Amethyst!

PERIDOT: She’s been trying to get me to eat things like she does for a while now.

PERIDOT: She’ll get some meal she really likes and every time it’s, ‘This is the one P-dawg! This one’s the best!’

PERIDOT: I keep telling her every single food can’t be ‘the best’ objectively but I digress,

PERIDOT: As you all know I like to stay well informed on things and I REFUSE not experience as much as I can.

PERIDOT: So i’ve been, tRyInG things yes.

PERIDOT: I quite like the taste of these Monster drinks. I’m not sure if this is what an earth monster tastes like. I’ve never bitten one.

PERIDOT: The bubbles are probably the best part.

PERIDOT: There’s only one problem…

PERIDOT: I haven’t quite figured out the ‘swallowing’ part…

PERIDOT: heh

PERIDOT: Peridot out!

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Peridot do you have money. How did you pay for your trinkets. And all your aliens. And rent.

PERIDOT: How do I afford trinkets and aliens and rent you ask?

PERIDOT: First of all, what’s a rent?

PERIDOT: Second! heheh…

PERIDOT: Clearly you have never heard of…

PERIDOT: THIS! HAHAHAHA!

PERIDOT: This magic card that I ‘acquired’ from our Greg makes people give me things for free!

PERIDOT: As they should!

PERIDOT: As I have said before, nothing on this planet would even be here if it wasn’t for me!

PERIDOT: The leader of the crystal gems!

PERIDOT: You should really go out and find your own Greg and take it from his- I mean- ask for one!

PERIDOT: Peridot out!

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Why be mad at PercyxPaulette shippers when it's literally the main ship AND IT'S CANON! like at this point don't even interact with the show 🙄 sorry but PercyxPierre is not canon and the shows writers hinted that it never will be, I don't understand people sometimes 🙄🙄

(OP THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A /J)

PERIDOT: Oh. I see what this is.

PERIDOT: You’re rage baiting me.

PERIDOT: hah! I’m not going to fall for that.

PERIDOT: You think this is the first time someone has said Percy and Pierre, The obvious better couple, is the weaker of the pairings?

PERIDOT: Like?! Are we even watching the same show?

The first two seasons are so SLOW because they’re trying force connection between two characters that clearly do not compliment each others strengths at all!

PERIDOT: Not to mention when Pierre’s character is FINALLY introduced it’s like Percy’s character is completed! He’s finally able to go through an important character arch due to his connection and bond with Pierre!

PERIDOT: Not to mention Paulette’s character is so bland!

PERIDOT: It’s not her fault she was written by people whose soul idea for the perfect female character is that human women get flustered and bashful around cute human men! and that’s it!!

PERIDOT: You cannot possibly say the moments between her and Percy are more emotionally charged than the ones between Percy and Pierre!

PERIDOT: Because her character is never done justice!

PERIDOT: Maybe all she needs is some imperfections, A STORYLINE and a girlfriend!!!

PERIDOT: I have done my research! I have ran many projects on stage, in one of my best friend’s minds (DONT ASK) and on paper comparing characters in DEEP analysis.

PERIDOT: I have come to the conclusion that enjoying media purely based on canon is BORING!

PERIDOT: I have read many a Fan Fiction that has been life changing compared to the BEACH SEASON!!

PERIDOT: LIKE WHO WROTE THAT!

PERIDOT: YOU CAN TAKE MY ARTWORK, SCRIPTS AND ESSAYS FROM MY COLD DEAD SHARDS! BECAUSE I PROMISE YOU ANYTNING IN HERE IS FAR FAR BETTER THAN ANYTHING WRITTEN BY ANYONE WHO WROTE THE SPIN OFFS AND THE CLODDING BEACH SEASON AND SO ON!

IF YOU EVEN WATCHED THIS SHOW AT ALL YOU HAVE TO AGREE! I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN SEE THE LOGIC IN PREFERING MEDIOCRE MATERIAL THAT YOU CAN EASILY MAKE BETTER AND MORE ENJOYABLE IN YOUR MIND!!

PERIDOT: YKNOW WHAT?! I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU DONT LIKE-

PERIDOT: …

PERIDOT: See what you’ve done? You’ve upset Lapis.

PERIDOT: … ‘Wow’ Thanks for asking

PERIDOT: Peridot out.

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hey peridot, if you only have one of the ‘gelatinous beings’ how is it going to have babies? 🤔 is it gonna asexually split? i’m excited to see if it works!

PERIDOT: …

PERIDOT: Argh! of course!

PERIDOT: Why didn’t I think of that!

PERIDOT: How can I call myself a Certified Kindergartener when I didn’t even think to consider this specific being’s biology?

PERIDOT: Stupid, Stupid CLOD!

PERIDOT: Like most things on this planet, of course two beings are needed to make another!

PERIDOT: How embarrassing to get caught out on something that should be so obvious!!!

PERIDOT: Which reminds me- I should probably check on it.

PERIDOT: Hang on-

PERIDOT: Log date; 8/9/3-

PERIDOT: Ugh… Ew.

PERIDOT: …Im a mother.

PERIDOT: Peridot out.

PERIDOT: Gross.

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PERIDOT: Log date; 8/8/3!

PERIDOT: I just discovered the ‘follower count’!

PERIDOT: that’s so many people!

PERIDOT: WOW THANKS!!!

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Peridot! Did you give lapis the manga? 👀 (Also how many aliens do you have omgggg)

PERIDOT: Wow Thanks for asking!

PERIDOT: Yes I did gift Lapis the Book, sadly I didn’t have my tablet to record at the time so I drew out her reaction.

PERIDOT: she was very grateful.

PERIDOT: regarding my aliens, they are overdue a headcount.

PERIDOT: As of answering this question I have acquired more than twenty four (24) ‘Aliens’ overall.

PERIDOT: Though I do keep some personal favourites out of storage to work as some form of internal council.

PERIDOT: When my existence starts to feel… bad, I find looking into my Alien councils warm understanding faces fills me with relief and joy.

PERIDOT: Next question!

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PERIDOT: Log date; 8/7/3! . 2

PERIDOT: I have finished setting up a suitable enclosure to house my newest Being.

PERIDOT: I simply cannot express my excitement to witness their development!

PERIDOT: In fact I think I will show them to Amethyst, she likes slimy stuff.

PERIDOT: Peridot out.

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PERIDOT: Log date; 8/7/3!

PERIDOT: I come bearing trinkets!

PERIDOT: Today, Pearl took me to ‘the store’ and I have acquired some interesting items.

PERIDOT: Observe~

PERIDOT: Pearl went on a long and boring tirade about my apparent, ‘biting problem’ and she suggested I find a better habit to occupy my touch stumps.

PERIDOT: The spinning sensation is… satisfactory.

PERIDOT: …heheh… SO ON-!

PERIDOT: I have also acquired this gelatinous Being!

PERIDOT: The advertisement suggested a possible ability to potentially reproduce.

PERIDOT: I will contain it within a suitable habitat and update you on its progress and how it handles my… experiments.

PERIDOT: As I was unable to contain my generous nature, I have grabbed a copy of one of Lazuli’s favourite ‘Yur-Ree’ comics.

PERIDOT: Lapis is always complaining about how it went on hiatus and I bet she’ll be so thrilled when-

PERIDOT: Eh you don’t even know who Lapis is. Anyway onto the grand finale!

PERIDOT: THIS EXCEPTIONALLY POWERFUL DRILL!

PERIDOT: I BROKE MY LAST ONE IN AN UNFORTUNATE ELECTRICAL WIRE INCIDENT!

PERIDOT: THIS ONE BETTER MEET MY IMPECCABLE STANDARDS OR ELSE IM THROWING IT OUT THE WINDOW WITH MY OTHER INSUBORDINATE TOOLS!…

PERIDOT: Peridot out.

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PERIDOT: [Grumbles] -clOdding- [Grumbles]

PERIDOT: stupid- just stand-!

PERIDOT: Okay…!

PERIDOT: I think it’s working!- I mean- of course it’s working!

PERIDOT: *AhEm* Log date; 8/6/3:

PERIDOT: This is Peridot, officially announcing my presence on Tumblr dot com! I Know I’m amazing.

PERIDOT: My previous log hosting site has tragically become inadequate for my needs.

PERIDOT: Now I can safely catalogue my every thought forever on this random unknown ‘website’!

PERIDOT: Behold! Internet void site, a glimpse into the deep, dark mechanisms of my mind!

PERIDOT: NYEHEHEH

PERIDOT: Peridot out.