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d&d is awesome bc we narrowly escaped a tpk in a crazy encounter with volcano cultists by using all of my magic items and scrolls. and in the next encounter we met Wendy who invented the hamburger. it sucked ass and we gave him 100 dollars
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glad to know that the answer to "who got shallan in the jasnah/hoid divorce?" is apparently kelsier. make her worse my man
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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.
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how it feels to not be able to just play the sims all night after a half day because i have to study for an exam tomorrow

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
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I was asked to keep drawing stormlight content and its like…. Bro I don’t really have a choice in the matter!!!
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he had a bitch this whole time?
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the stone mask from jojo but it’s aku aku from crash bandicoot
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i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telekinesis/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit
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Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.
It's not a competition! It's a hoard and I'm like a gay little Smaug.
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don’t you just hate it when 🚙
um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]
can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.
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