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Malaysia : All right, look, here's the deal. I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?

Singapore : It means you're drunk.

Malaysia : No , it means I was drunk yesterday.

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Template credit is in the there ))

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Vietnam: We need to distract these guys

Thailand : Leave it to me

Thailand : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Indonesia , Philippines , and Malaysia : *Immediately begin arguing*

Singapore , watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Awwww , you can be the big brother when you taller than me. Now you're little brother :D * pats his head *

Awwww , you look so cute. Here have some cookies * gives 🍪 *

After that , sign this * gives the adoption papers *

Hmf! I am not cute!... I will take the cookie though...

*Luke started to eat the cookie but then tilted his head in confusion at the adoption papers*

Hm? What are those?

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A small paper that bonding us. You're going to have a big sister

Awwww , you look so cute. Here have some cookies * gives 🍪 *

After that , sign this * gives the adoption papers *

Hmf! I am not cute!... I will take the cookie though...

*Luke started to eat the cookie but then tilted his head in confusion at the adoption papers*

Hm? What are those?

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Hi, what would Mc and everyone react if Luke ask " Where does babies come from? " :3.

Luke: Where do babies come from?

Asmo: Vag-

Beel: *covers his mouth*

Belphie: After an accident.

Luke: What accident?

Belphie: When a train crashed into a tunnel.

Satan: Belphie, what the hell?

Luke: ???

Diavolo: It’s actually se-

Simeon: *gives Diavolo a warning glare*

Diavolo: Seed.

Mammon: Come on, guys! He has to know!

Levi: Babies came from birds and bees.

Lucifer: ...

Mammon: What do you think of babies? Pollen?

Lucifer: You sounded smart at that, Mammon.

Mammon: *smiles* Of course! MC has been teaching me lately.

MC: *arrives* *sees them* Oh! Why are you all here?

Luke: MC... Where do babies come from?

MC: ...

MC: *smiles* From purest love, Luke.

The boys: ...

Luke: *in awe* Purest love?

MC: *nods* Love that is pure enough to produce another.

Barbatos: *amazed* What a nice way to put it, MC.

Asmo: *just got out from Beel’s grasp* *shouts* But babies do really comes out from the vagina!

MC: ...

Luke: ...

MC: He’s partially right with that. 

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A meme of a dragon king, who is son-in-law lives with wife’s family, from Chinese modern novels.

草，说好midbreak不碰英文了呢

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A potrait of Perloja

Art make from picrew

Link :https://picrew.me/image_maker/62745

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This is my first time opening an ask so you can ask me anything. :3

P/s : Sorry if my English were bad, I'm not good with it :(

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Hi, welcome to my blog . I'm Perloja, an old micronation that live in Lithuania. My human name is Perla Laurinaitis