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"Sorry boss, I was up late speculating if the most evil putresce of a president had finally died or not."

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The silver lining of having a public figure that Never Shuts Up, is that when he does finally shut up, it's usually because he's dead

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Fucking figures they'd make some kind of announcement AFTER everyone's holiday and when we're all at work

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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All I want is for Taylor Swift's major life events to pass by unnoticed by me. Please. This isn't even about the music anymore, I'm just so tired of knowing things about her.

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Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

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brb trying this

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OP, pizza cheese is still dairy. It goes in the fridge

ok based on the tags I’ve been getting on several of my posts, this is MUCH more of a widespread thing than I could have imagined, so..

for me NO and I’m from US, california

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She became one with the primeval current (audio on for best experience)

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this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania

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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

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worked too long on this, but finally finished my boy lucanis