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I wouldn't tell anybody if I won the lottery.. There would be signs, though 😛

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not a single original experience

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getting zero notes on a post is like damn 😭 ok ill shut up sorry
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I genuinely have a pet cockroach named Steve, she recently had babies. I don't like the kids though, very annoying :/

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I've been laughing at this for a minute straight pls send help
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YEYSYEYSTSTS FINALLY GOT THAT BADGE LESSGOOO🗣️🗣️🗣️
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