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I can’t lie, I might be like HALF of the comments on the official Pokémon’s Instagram accounts when they post Espurr

The official Pokemon account (YouTube, tumblr, twitter etc) keeps on posting Espurr everywhere. It’s because I am the centre of the universe

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@solxamber ‘s trashy fantasy novel series 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

when you just finished one of the most beautiful fics ever written and you see that the author has a masterlist full of other fics

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Espurr

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i was about to go to sleep but then i was hit with a vision and i made this while hyperventilating

now i go to sleep

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HI GUYS I’m looking for animal crossing new horizons tile codesssss ^_^

Specifically those Pokemon pixel sprites?? I’m looking for some of those if anyone knows any creators or design codes like that 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Why is my cry for help my top post

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I give up, love you Emil

why is gulping your hobby

You know damn well why now get back to the bed

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hey tumblr sexy men pls don’t unmoot me i was just feeling a little silly

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what????

why is gulping your hobby

You know damn well why now get back to the bed

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YPU. THE SCIENTISTS HAD TO COME UP WITH THE IDEAS OF SOLAR AND LUNAR ECLIPSES BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOUR FATASS LOSES BALANCE YOU BLOCK THE SUN. YOURE ONLY BRINGING UP THE SURROUNDING AREA BECAUSE YOURE DEVASTATED THAT YOU CANT EAT ANYTHING IN YOUR VICINITY. SPEAKING OF GRAVITATIONAL PULLS, THE ANTS ARENT THE ONLY THING BEING PULLED AWAY BECAUSE I CAN FEEL MY WHOLE DESKTOP MOVE TOWARDS YOUR GENERAL VICINITY.

EVERY TIME YOU HUFF AND YOU PUFF AN EARTHQUAKE HITS; EVERY TIME YOU SNEEZE WE GET A NEW TORNADO; EVERY TIME YOU BURP YOU CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING. DONT TRY ME MR GODZILLA.

why is gulping your hobby

You know damn well why now get back to the bed

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SPEAKING OF ROLLS, YOUR ROLLS ARE REGISTERED ROADS FOR THE ANTS AND COCKROACHES. YOU WOULDNT KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT THOUGH BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS BUILT LIKE A HUMUNGOUS PLANET.

why is gulping your hobby

You know damn well why now get back to the bed

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You’d know a lot about gelatin, wouldn’t you, big back…

why is gulping your hobby

You know damn well why now get back to the bed

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I thought kindness was key

What if I don’t wanna

Slut

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The bed is going to buckle under your gargantuan weight.

why is gulping your hobby

You know damn well why now get back to the bed

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Cmon sweet mama yk you wanna

GET OUT OF MY SKINNNNNNNNNNN

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Tickle time

IM BEING HARASSED

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Clap them cheeks sweeties

WHO SAID THIS.