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*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

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Huge Vintage Triple Mirror

(more information, more etsy gold)

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Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

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“20gayteen” is such a powerful name for a year. I’m gonna miss it when it’s 2019

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is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team

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One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

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the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

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my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”

our dishwasher broke over a year ago

our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013

the mystery has been solved

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why are dogs so cute someone explain

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Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

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I found this weird big snail shell in my hognose snake’s enclosure today. I’ve never seen anything like it before. I wonder what kind of snail this is? Wait a minute…

That is not a regular snail!

That’s a Gjallarhorn snail! Silly baby hognose, you almost had me fooled.

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millennials have no brand loyalty because they’re poor not bc they’re disloyal

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THIS IS UPSETTING

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Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

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eh, well