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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

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thinking about a cute, obedient fellow sub who’ll hold my hand and stroke my hair when i get punished for being a brat. they’ll let me bury my face into their lap and muffle my yelps as each blow lands, and, if our dom is feeling amused and lenient, maybe they’ll even help me count out the slaps, whispering encouragement in my ear.

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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Not enough boner shaming.

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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gortash people are meaner to gort than his haters like gort haters will just be like "he's evil, egotistical, ugly, and annoying," meanwhile gortfuckers are like "he's the most pathetic terrible man on earth who will never be cool no matter how hard he tries. he looks like he eats nothing but microwave lasagna, adderall and cigarettes. my wife.

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Sir, if you keep looking at me like that I will allow the absolute plot to happen. (More)

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how do i explain to people that stabbing and penetration are the same thing

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threatening to kill you as a love confession

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TW: Knives

I have had a general love of knives for a long fucking time, and had, at minimum, an appreciation for the potential ... recreational bedroom application of knives.

Fucking hell, did I ever underestimate just how fucking hot it would actually be. Pretty sure I'm going to be pondering the blade for a while.

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thinking about. that one gale line you get at the start of the game if you bring him with you to meet astarion. and he says ‘couldn’t agree more—but if you use that knife, i will incinerate you.’ he says it so casually and with a smile which is so cute and i love it. but if i could draw my god i would draw him snarling and holding a fireball in his hands as he says that just me personally. just me personally i would do that

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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

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Excuse me Larian?

Image : A promotional poster for the steam sale of Gale's face on Larian's instagram with the caption, "Does your friend have a Gale-sized hole that needs filling?"

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rock star🦝

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I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises