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I wish I could wake up back in 2020, make different choices. Stop being friends with people who don’t even talk to me now and just be able to prevent all the pain and suffering I’ve gone through since then. I don’t even care about the lost memories. I just wish the people in my life made better choices :/

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do i start using this again or do i just scroll for like 20 minutes and go right back to the clock app?

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dash con ball pit please

Ball Pit, Dashcon

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Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark

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I have nobody in my circle to talk to anymore

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If unicorns were real, they would have been hunted to extinction.

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Instagram is depressing. I prefer tumblr where everyone is upfront about their misery and constant desire to die

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i dont "use" tumblr im just here

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HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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Stop Critting

Dm: "Gonna roll insight for him...okay, when you ask him which spells he knows, he thinks you don't consider any if his spells useful and he deflates."

Monk: "I literally just told him he's the smartest person I know."

Dm: "You've met his brother."

Monk: "And in my journal, I made it very clear I think his brother is the less intelligent of the two."

Dm: "Okay, roll me persuasion."

Monk: "Natural 20, so 37."

Sorcerer: "What about the queen of Asalon?"

Paladin: "Or Mystra?"

Sorcerer: "And Larloch."

Mystic: "Or me."

Dm: "Good point. Roll deception."

Monk: "Even if I honestly believe it?"

Dm: "You know multiple gods personally."

Monk: "...Natural 1 makes that a 5."

Dm: "You seem sincere, but your face falls as you start to remember several people."

Monk: "If it helps, I can't cast magic at all. I just punch people and sometimes they explode."

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Batman is propaganda to get us to cheer for the billionaires

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I ever tell you about the time I accidentally kidnapped my neighbor’s dog and took them for a walk?

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