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Current mood: Wanting to earn a Ph.D solely because “Dr.” is the only widely accepted gender-neutral honorific

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Penny Parker should dub every movie as Sonic forever

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The Signs as quotes from the dubbed Devilman OVAs

Aries: Now listen here, Ryo. If you ever say that again, I’ll rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck, OKAY?!

Taurus: *18 seconds of intense gay staring* Okay open the door and let’s take a swing at the motherfuckers.

Gemini: idontgiveashit

Cancer: You can’t leave me not nowww…WHYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDD?! WHYYY GOOOOOOOOOOODDD?! WHyyy GOOOooooddd…

Leo: Come on out you scum sucking slimeball!

Virgo: It’s true what they say. Smoking’s bad for your health. Especially when it’s your own flesh you’re smoking.

Libra: *24 seconds of intense gay staring* Oh, of course! It’s my old friend Ryo! How the hell have you been keeping then?

Scorpio: I’ve done it! I’M DEV͜I͜LM��̪̗̖̘̗A͏͈͉̘A҉͉̖̪̦̲̠̗A̦̺̜̳͈̞̠̕A̖̬̺̻A͙̕A̶͓͈A̤͇͔̬͔̦̺͡Ḁ͉̳͉̲͠A̷̡̠͓̪̠͈̱̺̲À̴̫̪͝Ṉ̷̩͎̹̞͎̦̙̯̕N̨̘̤̪̭͠ͅN͖̪̱̜͖̻̳͓͟͟N̢͚̯̟͎̳̖N͉̤̹̻̠̝̫̣!̸͞͏͔̬

Sagittarius: Alright, if you’re prepared to give it a try then so am I! Let’s go get some demons.

Capricorn: Dad, our dog’s dead.

Aquarius: Let me know next time. I’ll soak your tits for you. WhAAHAAAYAHA

Pisces: S U C K  O N  T H I S

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the “kerosene” skit but with all the internal dialogue removed. audio is messy bc i have zero audi editing skills but i guess this is sorta what that skit was like for the brothers themselves.

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Where's the lie?

Original: Osomatsu White Cheddar: Choromatsu Hot & Spicy: Karamatsu Grooves: Jyushimatsu Baby Swiss: Ichimatsu Mozzarella: Todomatsu

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what are your thoughts on ‘skinny shaming’?

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Honestly? Accurate.

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this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

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from nostalgia to regret real quick

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this is no way to live

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beginning of joke

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Someone (負山レト) made this amazing animation summarising the whole of Osomatsu San Season 1. Omg THE FEELS I WANT A SEASON 2

WATCH THIS NOW.

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A SEASON 2

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I made a thing

Hope you like it! (by @genderqueermercury)

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He didn’t choose the gem life. Gem life chose him. 

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EVEN CN IS IN ON THE BABY STEVEN MEME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUDGE IS GOING ON

Catch up on your favorite episodes of Steven Universe, every Sunday at 12pm/1c! ⭐️💎