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Added some info because people were either curious or didn’t get it? I mean, I’m 7,000 notes too late to fix stuff since my comment “The twist is they are all dragons” was removed somewhere in the chain. I just really want people to laugh AND learn, ya know? DRAGONS!!

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PSA h/t Fipi Lele

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They do call me Tenacious Ray down at the country club. Because for the past 10 years, I’ve been suing them for discrimination.

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am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

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Meet The Swim Reaper, death taking an extended holiday on the beaches of New Zealand and sharing their vacation snapshots with the world on Instagram. From beach yoga in the morning:

A post shared by The Swim Reaper (@iamtheswimreaper) on Jan 5, 2017 at 12:55am PST

To leisurely glides aboard an inflatable flamingo:

But The Swim Reaper isn’t actually off duty.

“NZ is amaze! Heaps of mean beaches and swimming holes, and a long line of people willing to do dumb stuff. The perfect mix. Ha! Yeah, so I’m just hanging out all summer, waiting to reap some peeps. Swim dumb and I’ll be seeing you soon.”

The Swim Reaper’s endless beach holiday is an ongoing campaign created by the government of New Zealand in effort to promote water safety.

Water Safety New Zealand estimates that about 105 people die from drowning each year in the island nation, with 56 lives already claimed this year. The worst part? These deaths are totally preventable, and most of them tend to befall young males who swim drunk.

So be safe at the beach so that The Swim Reaper can spend more time sipping tropical drinks, playing volleyball, and creating these delightfully morbid getaway photos and videos for us to enjoy.

Follow The Swim Reaper on Instagram

[via Bored Panda]

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tiny brain: lord of the flies with girls

bigger brain: lord of the flies wouldn’t work with girls because they’d work together and get off the island

expanding brain: girls and women are capable of violence and cruelty too

galaxy brain: young girls could build an equally hellish micro-society but it would function differently from the original because of differing socialization and men aren’t qualified to write it anyway

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this is the content i signed up for

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the hovering ponds.

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that painting of dante and virgil where they look like they’ve accidentally walked into a gay bath house

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🤸🏽‍♂️Acrobatic Fitness

For a High Intensity Interval Training (HIIT) workout with a circus twist, try our new class at The Hoxton hotel in Shoreditch. Starts today and runs every Monday evening throughout September, 6.30-7.30pm. Book via @thehoxtonhotel (at The Hoxton)

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untitled by :: K a t e :: on Flickr.

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The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks

Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages

Oh, my hand

The parchment is very hairy

Thank God it will soon be dark

St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing

Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink

Oh d fuckin abbot

Massive hangover

Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job

Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night

If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral

I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today

Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark

11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again

Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God

If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen

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Azuma Makoto’s been sending bouquets to space with specialized balloon vehicles and cameras. The result is something that combines the inherent exquisiteness of the Earth and what surrounds it. See more on HiFructose.com.

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Pancake Crews | Socksmith

These cute little crew socks are serving up a short stack of scrumptious pancakes so perfectly drizzled with golden syrup they’re maybe not part of a balanced breakfast but they are part of a awesome outfit.

Women’s sock size 9-11, should fit women’s shoe sizes 5 - 10.5 or men’s sizes 3 - 8.5.

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