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I can barely keep up with myself, I can't be expected to keep up with another person's schedule. For what it's worth, I've seen clips from your tour on TikTok and it looked pretty fucking epic. And I did happen to catch your performance there as well. I'm going to hold you to that one, babe.

keep up pete, keep up. nah, i'm done with tour, ended a few weeks ago. loved every minute of it, but it's good to have done a whole tour. had the amc's last night, performed at that. had a blast. but eventually i will be doing shows again and i promise when i do i'll add you and a guest to the list, how about that?

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I know it's been a minute since we've talked, for obvious reasons. But I hope you know that I've been cheering you on from the sidelines when it comes to landing your role in Wicked and all the success of your latest album. You've been killing it, dude and you deserve all the success. @sweetasari

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Are you still on tour? I've been the worst at keeping up with people lately and I'm working on fixing that. I was just wondering because if you are still on tour, I figured maybe I'd swing by and see a show or maybe two. @kelseaprestige

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pete davidson is thirty-one years of age as of november 16, 1993 & currently resides in los angeles, california & new york, new york. he identifies as heterosexual and is currently single. a list of his possible connections are located beneath the cut - if anything interests you, please send me a message here or on discord.

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ride or die:

best friend:

close friends:

platonic soulmate(s):

like siblings:

confidants / turn to each other for advice:

mentor / motherly figure: 

squad:

gym buddy:

friends who hooked up:

celebrity crush:

like a married couple:

bad vibes:

frenemies:

enemies:

enemies to friends:

role model:

childhood friends:

party friends/friends who only get together to drink:

positive influence:

negative influence:

former lovers to friends:

new friends aka friends who just met:

former best friends:

fell for the same person and fought over them:

mutual jealousy:

current lover's ex/former lover's current partner:

have mutual friends but don't get along:

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significant other:

exes on good terms: ARIANA GRANDE

exes on bad terms:

exes on neutral/unknown terms: KIM KARDASHIAN, CHASE SUI WONDERS, KAIA GERBER, MARGARET QUALLEY, PHOEBE DYNEVOR, MADELYN CLINE

casual hookup:

friend with benefits:

one night stand:

rebound fling:

sexual tension:

flirtationship:

will they/won’t they:

experimented together:

enemies to lovers:

one sided romance/unrequited love:

tinder match:

love/hate:

one night stand/fling that was regretted later:

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children:

parents: SCOTT DAVIDSON & AMY WATERS DAVIDSON

siblings: CASEY DAVIDSON

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pete: that sounds like something i would have done like 5+ years ago, for sure. i'm glad it's an accident that worked out in the long run. i don't know, i guess because i've made a lot of mistakes in my past relationships and there's a part of me that's scared of history repeating itself and fucking up. i mean, i don't believe it's going to happen, but it's still in the back of my mind, you know? relax, i'm only joking!

hayley: ah, right. maybe you'll pull a me and accidentally get married in vegas - it worked out well for me. what makes you think that you're going to make a mistake? i think you need to rewatch and pay attention - the story is a good one. i don't want a fucking fish tank, pete. please don't.

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Kinda want to see the chaos that happens when we get our moms in a room together. Red carpets are made for being extra, so she's doing it right. I was gonna say we should get our moms together for a project like a podcast or something, until I realized that's an awful idea. Because I can only imagine the shit they'd end up accidentally spilling while lost in the midst of the yapping.

If your mom and mine got together then that's a recipe for disaster. My mom is the most extra when it comes to red carpets but I wouldn't have it any other way. I love having her along with for projects with me. Sounds like we're in for a good meal plan.

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I'm not a Star Wars nerd at all so I have no idea who Poe Dameron even is. I am a Harry Potter kind of nerd so I love the Gryff shoutout. How do they give you heart attacks? Just by being rambunctious or do they do shit like try to escape or get into shit they shouldn't be getting into?

They're not, and hear me out it's for a reason: It's not just Poe for Edgar Allen. It's also Poe for Poe Dameron, because yes I'm that much of a Star Wars nerd. The others are called Milk Man and Gryff (for Harry Potter, obviously). Can you just imagine how entertaining they are in real life then? Because my three for sure are, though they like to give me a heart attack every now and then too. That just sounds like you set yourself up to come back to the game then, if you never deleted it anyway. Though the satisfaction of eventually beating that level can be worth it, yes. I feel like it's that way with a lot of games, video games too.

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Maybe if the under eye patches aren't strong enough, you should get a mask of some sort. I've seen those weird and kind of scary looking ones with the UV lights or whatever. I have no idea what they actually do or if they work, but all the beauty influencers these days seem to be into the shit like that. I have actually used those under eye patches before. Can confirm they actually work.

It's crazy isn't it? Like, where's the time going, we need a 'pause' button please. I think we're at a point where the under eye patches can't do their thing anymore. Too much puffiness maybe. Though, that you've seen girls use? Have you never tried them yourself? Think we all need to do a little facial spa every now and then.

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That just means I'm doing my job as your boyfriend correctly. I'm glad my dumbassness keeps you entertained and on your toes. I love that I radiate a certain Pete sparkle. I could argue that you have a Madelyn sparkle when it comes to everything you do. Life is just sweeter because you're in it. I don't think I've ever been happier, honestly. I know we'll make it work, no matter what I promise. Let's just hope that our schedules don't clash too much because I really don't want to be far away from you for too long. Otherwise the Madelyn withdraws will start to sink in. I'm glad you had fun, baby. I had fun planning a whole romantic trip for you. Nothing better than being in the city of love with the woman I love.

you never let me down, baby. you're the very best! you're right, life would be boring without you being a dumbass. there's never a dull moment with you, baby. even the moments that could be mundane have a certain pete sparkle to them. i couldn't be happier. i love our little life and our home. i wouldn't have it any other way. even the fish-tank. i know, babes. and i'll find a way to visit you too when your schedule doesn't allow you to be here. the idea of being long distance with you sucks, even if it's only temporary and for a short amount of time, but i know that we'll make it work. i had the best weekend in paris with you! it was so fucking cute. and fun.

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pete: because we're content where we are now and don't feel the need to rush it. i mean her and i have talked about marriage and agree we both see a future with one another. i guess i just don't want to make the same mistakes i've made in the past where i rush in head first and things go south shortly after. i love her and i just want to make sure i do it right, you know? i forgot because i'm an idiot with the memory of a goldfish. plus most of the time i'm just staring at the screen and drooling over how hot my girl looks. what if i gift you guys a fish tank?

hayley: if you're going to be one day, what's stopping you from just doing it now? why hold off on what's going to happen? how do u forget what happened last season??? it was insane. you're defs going to need a rewatch, my guy. don't be lazy. make sure that ur gf and my husband gets those miniscule residuals or however tf netflix works. no, we're not getting a fishtank.

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Literally, I feel like I blinked and we're basically in April. Maybe it's the world pulling and April Fools joke on us all. You need to stock up on some of those under eye patches that are supposed to reduce the puffiness or whatever. Maybe one of those face roller things you put in the fridge or freezer that I've seen girls use before too.

I know the year just started, but it's also close to end of March already and I don't know where the first three months of the year went? Went by so quickly! We've been crying so much, I know. Definitely caused all the puffiness, I do not recommend the amount of tears shared, but also couldn't help it. Maybe I've just been getting way too emotional about it all.

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I've been there a couple times and it's a gorgeous place. I just spent a few days with Mads in Paris and I just fell in love with everything about that city. That's a good point. I'm glad you were able to take the time to enjoy it before the craziness of filming sweeps you back up. I can't argue with that, because it is very me to fuck it up and just roll with it. It's a conversation piece, if anything. I'm glad I can be the one to make her so happy, especially since she does the same for me. I'll absolutely be there on set to support you guys as much as I can. I figured Hayls and I will hang out together while we watch you guys do your thing. I may be there mainly for Madelyn, but I always have enough time to hang with you, man.

yeah, i absolutely fell in love with the place when i was there for work a couple of years ago. it was really neat to be able to show hayles and experience it with her this time. and this year's set to be pretty busy, so it was kinda a now or never moment for the honeymoon, y'know? thanks, man. honestly, the placement seems very you, mate. having it in a normal place? nah, that wouldn't be right for pete davidson. i'm glad you two have got it all sorted. it's nice to see her so happy. and hey, does this mean you're going to be coming to visit us on set? and by us, i mean madelyn but the rest of us can pretend you want to hang out with us too.

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Of course you do. No one else can touch that title but you, man. If there's one thing you need to know about my mom, it's that she can be a little extra sometimes. Don't be nervous. It's more so about what she plans on cooking during the length of the stay. Flipping through recipe books and scribbling down a grocery list for her future self.

Love the fact that I got the title of your best dude. She's really planning this thing in advance isn't she? September is still six months away so that makes me nervous about how many things we're going to be doing.

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If one is named Poe, are the others name Edgar and Allen? Because if not, that was a missed opportunity, dude. I have to say, goat videos are pretty damn entertaining. I fell down a bit of a TikTok rabbithole. Oh no, it was just sitting there waiting for me to inevitably come crawling back. Have to say it's satisfying when you go back and finally beat an impossible level.

The fun thing is you never know how they turn out to be. Poe, the youngest of my three was really slow in learning how to goat and do goat things, he was just tiny. But he's always been the one getting into most of the trouble. It's always fun to watch them though. Let me know if watching goat videos does the trick for you. Did you delete it off your phone on that week off of it or was it just sitting there waiting to be played again?

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pete: no, we're not engaged. not yet and probably not anytime soon. but one day we will be so i'm close enough to get a bro in law title tacked onto my name. i'm an awful boyfriend and already forgot what happened last season. either i'll need to do a rewatch or just get mads to give me a recap. probably go with the latter since i'm lazy. well in that case, get a fish tank for both houses. problem solved.

hayley: so you're engaged? ngl, pete. i'm a little high rn and very confused. part of the wedding party??? oh, exciting. and i'm looking forward to the crazy that is going to happen for the last season. see what happens with john b and sarah. if i do that he's just going to expect us to get a fish tank and we don't even have a permanent place we stay. we both got houses and haven't discussed nothing, lmao.

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Dude, you know I always have time for you in my schedule. I mean, the pretty girl is now living with me and I get to see her all the time. Do you want to have a dude's night in and order a pizza and play some video games or a dude's night out at a dive bar somewhere? Your pick, my treat.

dude, i know you're all loved up with that pretty girl of yours. and that's fine. i'm happy for you, really. i'm just feeling a little neglected over here. a little unloved, if you will. my point being - when are you going to make some time for me?

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