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pete is so hot id let him have all of me :3

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okay hi im back off hiatus again lololol

ive been studying for finals & doing last projects (´·ω·`)

hoping itll be over soon so i can focus on the things i actually love !!!

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I NEED HIMMMMMM

pete + inidgenous pete redesign

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ITS TRUE GUYS THIS HAPPENED TO ME !!!!!!!!!

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any eltingville club fans going to the new dorp comic con to see evan dorkin's panel !!!!!!!

im def gonna b there ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

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currently thinkin abt how pete dinunzio would the worst person to stand next to at a concert because he smells so bad (✽ ﾟдﾟ ✽)

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HI FRIENDS !!!

my uncle passed so thats why ive been gone :(

i should be back by saturday , after the funeral !!

just helping my parents around & stuff ( ；∀；)

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another reminder that jerry also sucks sometimes ( ；∀；)

but ill be honest , slurs are very common among the more traditional people on staten (； ･`ω･´)

thinking about how jerry said “BEE-DEE BEE-DEE BONER, BUCK!” and a slur for japanese ppl on the same page

AND I DIDNT SEE??? HOW DID NOT SEE THE SLUR???

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shes so femcel i love her

id literally paint her nails and do her makeup for her all of the time if she wanted (*´∀｀*)

Fem bill (he digged in his mom's room for her makeup and wigs)

I don't have any new art finished and I didn't rlly mean to post this but like yeah? I might make a little comic bout this (might )

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pete being a angry italian dad is so real because he definitely parents like tony soprano ( whether we want to admit it or not ) (･ัω･ั)

i think tony soprano is hot though so maybe its okay (*´﹃｀*)

A few 'Eltingville Club as parents' headcanons, Part 1

Also inspired by the fact that I make fankids for every single character I like ever- I am so sorry- (these are based off of the epilogue/older versions of the club members, I am not making them teen dads. Also these are probably stupid. I do, in fact, take criticism) Jerry! - He'd be the best girl dad you could ever meet. He goes to cons dressed as Link and has a gaggle of lil Zeldas following him - My man is anxious, probably isn't in the mental space to hold a job, so he'd end up being a stay at home dad. The only reason he isn't homeschooling is because he knows for a fact he cannot provide the structure his girls need - I feel like Jerry would WANT to gentle parent and have that authoritative style, but he's a bit of a doormat in general. He'd probably end up with the permissive parenting style/have somewhat spoiled kids - He'd be the dad hosting sleepovers and playdates. Mostly because he is... a bit worried that his kids will either end up hurt or end up like him. - If his daughters and their friends got into DND, he'd be their DM. Like. One of his kids could mention "Hey me and my friends were interested in Dungeons and Dragons, do you-" and she'd have to stop mid sentence cause Jerry would be pulling out his old equipment Pete! - He'd probably be controlling/have the authoritarian style of parenting, but for different reasons and in different ways depending on if he's raising a boy or a girl. With a boy he'd just be repeating the cycle, with a girl it would be a sort of fear that his daughter will end up victimized the way he himself victimizes women - I think he'd end up with the kid through getting one of the girls pregnant and her going "Nope, not keeping this one", so I honestly believe he'd be a single dad - His kid's first word would probably be either a swear word or the name of a body part, because I doubt he'd control his language around his kid. Imagine a 2 year old calling you a cunt. That's his kid doing that - His kid is NOT going to sleepovers until they are like... a young adult. He refuses to let that happen. And even then, they have to be home by a certain time or so lord help him he will- - I will say, his kid would be eating well when Pete isn't working late. This man is a single father from an Italian household, he's had to have learned SOMETHING about cooking. Most nights his kid is probably fending for themself, but weekends? Fridays? Times when no filming is scheduled? Bitch get prepared for the best meals of your life I'll make a part 2 to this post in a minute, I think it was too long and tumblr refused to save it so I had to split it in half ;;

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i agree for bill!!! AT MOST, he'd be one of those weird ass uncles who only causes arguments at thanksgiving ( ；∀；)

but for all of the bill fans, i have hope that you / your oc can change him (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧

A few 'Eltingville club as parents' headcanons, part 2

Josh! - He'd likely be the most neglectful out of the parents. His girlfriend/wife would be the one changing diapers, waking up in the middle of the night, getting that kid dressed. Josh isn't helping out despite working from home, he's too busy writing - Despite being so neglectful, his kids would still love him, at least when they're young. Why, you may ask? Because he's the fun parent. Mom would be left to discipline and correcting behavior alone, so is associated with being the mean parent, meanwhile these kids could probably ask Josh for anything and he'd just be like "meh whatever" or, if its food related, "Oh yeah thats a good idea, we SHOULD put fruit loops and ice cream on our pancakes" - On that note, he's passing on his disordered eating to his kids. They aren't coming out unscathed, no, not at all, that house is filled with easy to microwave snacks and those kids are unfortunately allowed free roam of the kitchen - I think Josh would be the kind of parent who's kids would go to him for help on an especially hard level of a game. Because he IS available, and he IS interested in those games, and he WOULD be able to get past that stupid level with the stupid boss who's mechanics don't make sense And finally, B i l l - First of all, he is nobody's dad. He is never getting laid. Like, Jerry has Mandi to have kids with, Pete has the girls he works with to knock up, and I have seen too many instances of guys like Josh finding wives and having kids to say "nah he wouldn't get laid". But Bill? No. Absolutely not. That man is an UNCLE. He's either dealing with Jane's kids or some other relatives kids, but absolutely none of his own. - Bill is good for one thing and one thing only. Family discounts. His nibling is able to approach him with cash and go "Hey you have this not necessarily rare figurine/comic/collectible, I wan it, ill give you 25 bucks" and Bill would haggle the price up to 30-50 dollars instead of the usual unreasonably high price - He's calling his older niblings either a normie, a faggot or a poser, depending on both gender and nerd status. They are not free from slurs. - I lied, Bill is good for one other thing and that's causing so much chaos at family gatherings that his nibling is able to get away with sneaking out or stealing an entire pumpkin pie. Like. He's REALLY good at that.

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people will pass off their fatphobia like "its part of his character!!!!! its a joke!!!!!!! the other boys do it!!!!" like the whole point of it being his character is that people BULLY him for it even though he obviously has a binging issue that isn't being helped by his parent's emotional absense & his friends' bullying (~_~;)

the way some of you treat josh in the fandom is EXTREMELY fatphobic and im tired of pretending its not

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finally

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have been thinking about whether adult pete would have a jacob's ladder or a prince albert (； ･`ω･´)

FOR COMPLETELY NORMAL REASONS

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sorry i havent been online all day guys!!! my bf came home from the navy today ＼（^０＾）／

he's going back tomorrow though ( ；∀；)

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so real actually , like remember his infested piercings and disgusting odor!!!

there's nothing against liking the boysmell though (*´﹃｀*) i feel like most cis guys come with a whiff ( coming with someone with a boyfriend who is clean yet a lil smelly )

the way some of you guys are drawing pete on here.... please keep in mind he has worse grooming/eating habits than josh and in the epilogue he is BALDING and FAT. i remember what happened to craig tucker and im not gonna let my old man get fuckboyified.

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I LOVE HIM HE SUCKS SO BAD

he definitely dislocated his shoulder and is one of those freaky ass people whos able to just .... put it back

I love to head cannon. His older brother used to skate to work and ended up getting a car. So pete gets the board... and as you can tell, he's a pro