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zosan is everywhere for those who are willing to see

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a trend from twt

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ZOSAN AU where the straw hats don’t meet Sanji until they accidentally crash his wedding in Whole Cake Island and they still manage to make enemies with Big mom and run away with the groom.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY VALENTINES POST EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT VERY VELENTINEY, BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS AND WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS SHIP

HAPPY VALENTINE’S!! ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕(And my birthday’s eve!!)

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This started out as a serious idea about Sanji seeing Zoro lose a tentacle for the first time (while protecting Sanji) and being angsty about it, but then I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of Zoro getting relegated to emergency food status alongside Chopper for having regrowable limbs hfkdfjnskd

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big boss: i am a war criminal. i eat spores, mold, and fungus. i believe in santa claus at age 39.

kaz:

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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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It’s so crazy that Luke Skywalker thought his dad was just some freighter pilot and yet also claimed to be a podracing fan how did he not think to look at the records and see his dad was the only human to ever win the Boonta Eve Classic the legend who defeated the great Sebulba #FakeFan

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to me it's a trolley opportunity

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The highest compliment Sanji can imagine

Happy (super late) Mother's Day

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nothing more utterly humiliating than knowing twenty-seven different ways to eviscerate someone and then being relentlessly teased and tickled before you can use any of them

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Excuse me! *steals your sense of direction*

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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just saw someone call junji ito lovecraftian (loads shotgun)

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just wanted to try to make a modern AU with my favourite boys

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in which mb has some wonderful complicated feelings!

and some third mom-ing :)