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wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

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languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.

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Regenbogenfamilie

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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

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black cat eating a whole rotisserie chicken while Mamma Mia by ABBA plays in the background

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Barely anything I hate more than packing for a trip... It's also a trip with a group of people I barely know that are all my boyfriend's uni friends. So yeah, having no worries at all. I am completely calm and collected

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

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C I N E M A !

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muss nur kurz betonen, wenn ich sage "ich hab noch nie ne folge germanys next topmodel angeschaut" meine ich das nicht im sinne von 'ich bin besser als andere'. kinners als ich 16 war hab ich mir mit bbc sherlock das hirn weggebrezelt. ich hab genauso viel lack gesoffen, nur andere geschmacksrichtungen

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