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the only political news I care about at this point
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me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen
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so apparently Daft Punk made condoms
what a time to be alive
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when you make a new good looking friend
but really you just plottin on the booty
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My family tells of an ancient legend about two great dragon brothers, the Dragon of the North Wind and the Dragon of the South Wind. Together, they upheld balance and harmony in the heavens.
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date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
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