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It’s from twitter

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No commercial has yet to top this

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Phan rp?

Currently bored because I’m snowed in lol

Anyone want to rp? Btw I had to get a new kik!!

Kik - hiitsdanix

I only play Dan and reply to long replies!!!!

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Phan roleplay!

Anyone up for rp?

kik: Phandom.assemble 
I have starters so please just message me! 
I only do long replies, I also only play Dan so don’t message me if this does not suit.

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Humor (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

But We’re Not Dating - jilliancares

Summary: In which Dan and Phil are voted Best Couple in the yearbook but aren’t actually dating.

Down To Business - phanimist

Summary: Phil’s got a business meeting, and he’s lucky that he makes it there on time with seconds to spare. He takes the last available seat at the back of the room, which happens to be next to a pretty brunette who ends up making sarcastic remarks and jokes under his breath the whole time. Phil isn’t complaining, though. If anything, he’s glad that that he was almost late.

Failed Rescue Mission - trysomecats

Summary: Dan can’t help but think that Phil is hiding something from him. When he notices how sneezy and wheezy Phil suddenly is, things become clear to Dan. His boyfriend is harboring a cat in their home.

Getting To The Bottom - trysomecats

Summary: Dan is miffed at why so many people assume he is a bottom (even if they are right). Phil is just highly amused.

Get Your Workout On - phanetixs

Summary: The story of reluctant fitness trainer Phil Lester and the hilarity of imagining Dan Howell voluntarily exercising for him.)

How to Flirt: Embarrassed Boy Edition - botanistlester

Summary: As soon as the first ever Cold Stone Creamery opens up in London, Phil knew he had to go. However, it wasn’t the ice cream that made him keep coming back, but rather the cute employee who looks dead in the eyes whenever he has to sing the tip jar songs.

How To Football (You Tell Me) (ao3) - phanetixs

Summary: Football 101: By Less-Than-Spectacular Footballing Assistant, Phil Lester.

How To Get A Fiancé In 24 Hours: A Comprehensive Guide By Dan Howell (ao3) - stylinshaw

Summary: On New Year’s Eve, Dan decides he wants to propose before 2016 ends.

How to (Try to) Propose to Phil Lester - phangirlingforphan

Summary: the one where they both intend to propose to each other on the same night and dan isn’t having any of it.

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - phangirlingforphan

Summary: Henry Phillip Lester-Howell thinks he sees his Daddy, Dan, kissing Santa Claus…or someone dressed like him…

Lantern In Your Heart - botanistlester

Summary: Phil is bicurious, so to help him figure out his sexuality, he ends up at a gay club. There, he meets Dan, who helps him out in more ways than one.

Reaching Up (ao3) - tyroneslothrop

Summary: Dan thinks he’s an awful pianist. Little does he know, he has an admirer right outside his door. Literally.

Reflections of the Heart - butterflyphil

Summary: The multi-chaptered, slightly smutty bodyswap fic that no one asked for. Featuring whiny/annoying!Dan, sassy/beguiling!Phil, unintentional innuendos, intentional innuendos, unnecessary kitchen supplies, and just a pinch of magic.

The One Where Dan Finds Phil’s Tinder - gorgeousdan

Summary: Dan finds Phil’s Tinder and finds out Phil’s into guys. Which is - ya know - a game changer. But he can’t just come out and ask if Phil’s into him. So he flirts.

Vows (ao3) - lionkid (orphan_account)

Summary: Phil works as a video producer for Buzzfeed UK. Dan, a coworker he’s not particularly fond of, comes up with a video idea: two single people have to act married for a week. He just so happens to volunteer to ‘marry’ Dan.

What They Don’t Know (ao3) - TwistedRocketPower

Summary: Phil shouldn’t have done it. He realizes that now. But, he felt pressured and he didn’t know what else to say so it just slipped out. And now he and Dan were going to be spending three weeks with his family. His family who, because of Phil’s nervousness and inability to think properly, all thought Dan and Phil were engaged.

You’re Being Quite ‘Shellfish’ - phanetixs

Summary: The story with shrimp-killers, a passive-agressive Phil Lester™, and anthropomorphism at its finest.

You’ve Got A Lot Of Nerve - glitteraccent

Summary: Two men are forced into spending a day together aka the time of which Phil is very provocative and Dan blushes a lot.

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I feel like Dan is bi, just without a label and a preference towards boys. He's always talking about boys and how cute they are and the way he looks at Phil (I'm not saying there together, still he loves him one way or another) is everything? I rarely hear him talk about how girls are cute but when he does it's adorable.

one thing is v.clear, the dude is deeply in love with at least one guy

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Phan roleplay!

Anyone up for rp? kik: Phandom.assemble I have starters so please just message me! 
I only do long replies, I also only play Dan so don't message me if this does not suit.

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if you get political - do it with an aesthetic gif

you all have a voice and need to have a say in your future! british pals - there is one week left to register to vote in the election on june 8th. don’t procrastinate! go to http://gov.uk/register-to-vote and get zazzed about democracy 👌

please reblog to spread the word to your uk followers!

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may 2nd 2017

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There’s got to be a reason why Dan hates Phil’s wicker bed… And I doubt it’s because of the way it looks

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caddy lads

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Um what?

Okay I missed the live show today, can someone explain why everyone thinks Dan and Phil are moving? Like I know dans things are missing from his room? But what other evidence is there? lol I feel like I'm missing something haha and who's to say they're moving to the same place?

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Phan roleplay!

Anyone up for rp? kik: Phandom.assemble I have starters so please just message me! I only so long replies btw haha Edit! Sorry I only play Dan 😂