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behold the best tweet of all time

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no offense but teenage dab low key looks like teenage dan and it makes me emo

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Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!

Simone Biles’s fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!

#BlackGirlsMagic

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The signs as shit dan says

aries: “I literally just laid an egg. I birthed a child out of an egg. i just asexually produced. I was so jumpscared, life found a way and it came out of my ass”

taurus: “god, every download of this game should come with a free diaper”

gemini: “im gonna crap all over this chess table”

cancer: “this already sound like a colossal bag of nope for me”

leo: “a full on flower penis just fell on me”

virgo: “oh god.. shitting down my legs, shitting down my spine, shitting down my neCK”

libra: “im going to shit myself at an alarming velocity”

scorpio: “don’t sneak up on people in the toilet they are vulnerable in that environment”

sagittarius: “your ass is where you feel all the important emotions”

capricorn: “you wouldnt know because i didnt express myself, but i just silently shit when i saw my shadow”

aquarius: “if i cringe anymore, i think my neck would just snap off and a fountain of blood would just erupt at the camera”

pisces: “fight me you ceramic bitch”

phil’s version x 

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Congrats. (via drewtoothpaste)

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danisnotonfire: nerds at space attraction

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ik this is random but i love the cursor for your theme sm ahhh have a good day pal

Aww thank you so much

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🎼 But they did it at the other storrrre 🎼 (via ericschmerick)

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i didn’t know dan and phil released another book?

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Can’t believe it’s been over a year since I met them!!! It is still the best day of my life

ARGH!! I ACTUALLY MET DAN AND PHIL!! 😢😢 I CRIED AFTER I MET THEM

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“life is worth it.. when you have a red velvet cupcake” - 9.20.16 liveshow

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When your car breaks down and a kind stranger helps out. In more ways than one.

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Have two criminals be the nominees for both of your major political parties

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reblog if you want dan and phil to make a gingerbread house for a baking video

@danisnotonfire @amazingphil

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why does :) look so passive aggressive, like it’s literally smiley face it used to represent happiness and now it represents bitterness and resentment