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some of my friends asked me to hang out with them tomorrow night - the night of the tit live stream - and i panicked and the first excuse i could come up with was that i have a date. with a girl i met on bumble. because i was too ashamed to say i'm not hanging out with them because i'm watching a live stream of a show i also saw irl put on by two gay british men on the internet. there is no girl. there is no date. i'm going to have to invent a whole ass person and a reason our date didn't go well and i won't be seeing her again. because really i'l be watching dan and phil. i have a phroblem. i keep digging this hole deeper and deeper. help

this sounds like a very real phroblem! i suggest you name your imaginary date kelsey and say that she was a grown woman who also turned out to be a very intense horse girl and that's why you're not seeing her again. hopefully that helps!

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dan and phil are ruining people’s gpa’s now!

Not sure if this counts but I’m now behind on my English assignment and I will no longer have an A because I watched the new Dan and Phil video, this was when the poppy playtime video came out so I just spent two classes watching it.

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my phroblem: i have been obsessed with dan and phil for over a decade and it is destroying my life, the reboot has only made the obsession stronger.

i am having. a dan and phil themed. birthday party. i have approximately one (1) other phanny friend and have declared that all in attendance must dress as a dan and phil era

that sounds like a real phroblem! and an excellent birthday party, you know all of us on tumblr would be there with you if we could! 

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the person from today's video who was ashamed when they had to describe their sister daniel lockscreen to a costco employee definitely had a phroblem

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i think op has a phroblem!

what is this icon up to these days?

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my phroblem today: made myself 25 mins late to an event bc the new video dropped while i was driving so when i parked, instead of immediately going inside i just HAD to watch the video first.

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phroblem: a problem in your own real life or within yourself that is caused by dan and phil.

submit yours please!