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as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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few understand just how many such cases there are

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Y’all! The Em Dash has finally delivered a public statement regarding the AI allegations.

And it’s glorious!

Read the full article on the McSweeney’s website here!

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things about middle-earth that sound fake to people who haven't read the silmarillion

the earth was flat until some people pissed off god enough that he punched it round

the sun and moon used to be trees, but a big spider ate them

elves even being in middle-earth can be traced back to one (1) dude hating that people mispronounced his mom's name

sauron is a werewolf

elrond's biological parents are a star and a bird now

there's a sexy vampire lady

fighting a balrog barehanded is so cool it'll get you reincarnated right away even if there isn't a current big crisis going on (sorry gandalf, glorfindel just did it better)

satan got banned from heaven for playing his own music too loud

if you were intense enough in life, when you die, you might literally explode

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Is there a food you don't like that is considered very popular?

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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Fëanor, son of Finwë, High King of the Exiled Noldor and he thinks that sacrificing your critical thinking skills to the whims and machinations of techbros is THE WORK OF MORGOTH WRITTEN INTO THE ODE THAT ARDA SINGS and that to do so IS TO SHAME YOURSELF AND YOUR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL. BE FREE. BE FREE AND CREATE WORKS OF WONDER YET UNTOLD

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"You should be sleep its late"

No I am imagining my characters in situations

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There's a new minstrel at the Pink Prancing Pony

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you know once you make a supplementary OC for your main OC's backstory you're doomed

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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don't talk to me or my son ever again

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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it: