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everyone look at this

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sweaty

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Uh oh looks like you've stumbled into some sort of

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best internet advice is do not get popular at all like. at all when u are 15. do not.

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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

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cold morning stroll

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Me when I’m not sorry

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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when the grocery store worker lets you slice an extra chunk off the unblinking behemoth

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spells that should be available at the discount spell shop:

water walking: the nearest bucket grows legs

summon skeleton: it’s inanimate. just some bones

shock: the spellbook is just full of dirty jokes

detect life: detects bacteria

shadow shape: your shadow takes on an interesting new shape

divine intervention: the nearest bush catches fire

mark: summons a guy called mark

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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future trio as a ship concept is so goddamn funny because like. you have a lizard a fairy and a ghost. the lizard and the fairy want to kill themselves so fucking bad but in an ironic twist the ghost is actually afraid of death and gladly kills other people in order to avoid that death. both the lizard and the ghost attempt to murder the same set of children in order to fuel to their completely different set of goals. the ghost eventually ends up falling so in love with the lizard and the fairy that he inevitably ends up wanting to kill himself too. love wins i think.

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?