phantomweaver

[phantomweaver]

hi! i found your account today, but i'm already in love with your writing 🥺 can i request something for kaidou shun with a female s/o that makes fun of his height even though she's only 2 inches shorter than him? thank you & have a great day!

((Holy wow this is late. But I hope it’ll be good. No warnings!))

My girlfriend keeps making fun of me and I am SICK OF IT. She’s shorter than me! She has no right making fun of my height, calling me cute, being all annoying and adorable and PERFECT I HATE IT. She keeps doing this thing called “the boop.” It’s when someone comes up to you and taps your nose. Oh god she’s doing it again. Everyday she comes up to me, ruffles my hair, and calls me a “little chihuahua.” I AM NOT AN ANGRY LITTLE DOG. I am The Jet Black Wings and I dESeRve tO- ok being hugged isn’t so bad- Maybe this isn’t the worst thing ever... I’m just not used to so much affection. I guess being short isn’t always terrible either... it can be kinda nice being held... My girlfriend and I wear each other’s clothes sometimes. I’m glad she likes me how I am. Some girls prefer tall guys. But she prefers me. She doesn’t think I’m too weird or too short or too annoying. She loves me. And I love her too.

((Sorry if that was t o o   s h o r t- If you want a part 2 or different perspective I’ll write it for you.))

[phantomweaver]

Hey, may I get a scenario for Kaidou with a female s/o who’s goofy, charismatic, and laidback?? I love your writing so far, and look forward to your future work!

IM SORRY THE FORMAT IS SO WEIRD- I USUALLY POST THESE FROM MY COMPUTER! Ayo!! Sorry it took so long. I’ve been in a weird mood. But yes I will try my hardest! 0v0 Kaidou watched as you laughed with your friends. He smiled, seeing you in your own little world. You had stopped laughing by now. Instead, you were walking his way. Calling his name snapped him out of his daydream. “Hi Shun!! I didn’t see you walk in this morning,” you called to him, slowly coming to a stop as you reached his desk. You noticed that he looked a little bit upset. After asking him what was wrong, he explained that he just admired how easily you made friends. Your smile was temporarily replaced with a concerned frown. However, it quickly returned as you suggested he introduce himself to your friends. “What- I- I cant do that!!” “Oh come on! Yes you can! I’ll go with you!” You managed to convince him that your friends wouldn’t bite and walked back over to them. “Hey guys,” you started as you threw your arm around your boyfriend’s shoulders, “this is Shun!” Kaidou turned to them and tried to speak, but ended up failing. You knew he’d grow much louder if you brought up something he was passionate about. You told him that one of your friend’s was really into a game he was telling you about. The conversation picked up extremely fast right away. Your group even made plans to do something after school. It warmed your heart seeing Kaidou get along so well with your friends. You knew that this wouldn’t be the last time you saw them laughing together. This was turning out to be easier than Kaidou thought, but he was still impressed by how social you were. You never ceased to amaze him. QwQ Hope you liked it. Maybe it was too short. I don’t know ahhh! I tried my best!!!

[phantomweaver]

omg 😳😳😳 aren with a fem! s/o who’s mother language is English? also i noticed last anon gave Aren love he needs more of it 🥺🥺🥺

OOOH YES THANK YOU FOR ASKING FOR AREN! HE’S MY SECOND FAVE AFTER KAIDOU! Uhh I’m not entirely sure I understood the ask, but I think I might know what you mean! Uhh your parents are gonna be American I hope thats what you meant. And uh your mom is slightly based off of info my mom gave me. 

No warnings. 

^u^

Aren was just as excited to be meeting your parents as he was nervous. Sweat was pouring down his face. Staring at his strange and almost painful looking expression you pulled your hand out of his sweaty one and wiped it off on your pants/skirt (because you wanting to be comfortable is a valid reason and he thinks both are cute, so it doesn’t matter). He insisted he was fine, even though his voice cracked as he did so. It was funny seeing someone as tough as he was trembling before your...

AMERICAN PARENTS!!! *LIGHTING STRIKE NOISE*

Maybe he’d be fine if they didn’t speak English. Aren just couldn’t shake the fear of them talking crap right in front of him. He already feared their judgement. Maybe things wouldn’t be so different if they didn’t speak English after all. 

He knew you spoke English. You said a toooon of “inappropriate” words in school. Naturally he picked up every last curse. He and Kaidou invited you into their secret base to teach them some things. You sat down and taught them things all day long. Aren smiled thinking back on that day. How happy you were to teach them. How happy he was to learn. It was an endless cycle of good vibes for the three of you. That’s what a relationship should be. You made each other feel so special.

But that was all he really knew. Curses, and maybe some of the most basic words in the language. You sensed his now more prevalent nervousness, and you squeezed his hand and smiled at him. 

When the two of you reached your house, his nerves had lessened. Taking in a big breath and smiling, you rubbed your thumb over Aren’s hand and knocked on your door. You and your boyfriend moved your attention to the noise coming from inside the house. 

“See now that’s what I was thinking! And I- Oh they’re here!”

Your mother opened the door and let you both into the house. “Welcome! Welcome! It’s so nice to meet you! Please sit down, sweetie!” Somehow you managed to keep composure rather than burst into laughter upon seeing your boyfriend standing uncharacteristically stiff. “I’m so glad my daughter has such a nice young man looking out for her. She’s such a sweetheart, so I’m sure she looks after you, too. Oh! Would you like something to eat?” Your mother smiled and waited patiently for an answer. Your boyfriend was still quiet, but you could tell he was excited. You saw that he was in a little bit of shock from how excited your mother looked. He nodded swiftly and sat down. W o w. American food~ Maybe it’d be something fancy and exotic. Your father came over with a tray of cookies and handed him one. Oh. Cookie’s weren’t the most amazing of treats, but these ones were very tasty, so he wasn’t complaining. 

For the next hour, he answered the questions your parents had. At the end of the night your parents left you two alone. They went to the other room and you and Aren sat on the couch to watch action anime. It was a show that you could both enjoy, filled with fighting and cheesy romance. However, Aren struggled to focus on the show. He was fixated on the conversation your parents were having. 

“Oh he seems like such a sweet boy. I was expecting him to have all this attitude- and he’s just so quiet! Honey, I think we were worried for no reason. He’s such a loyal, hardworking, strong, gentleman! Maybe we looked at it the wrong way.” 

Your mother was talking. The only words he recognized were “him”, “he”, “boy”, “I”, and “no.” He snapped out of his thoughts at the sound of your father’s voice. 

“Ahhhh I know. His handshake was a bit firm, but I think he’s nervous. I thought he’d be a lot more intimidating! Maybe he’s both! I know Y/N told us about his past and all that. But you know, I think that’s good. He can be strong and gentle. Perfect. I’m feeling much better about this than I was earlier.”

This time Aren noticed a few phrases that made his worries melt away. He wrapped his arm around you and told himself that as long as he loved you, that would be enough. No matter what anyone else said. You saw the soft smile on his face, and you were extremely glad that this day didn’t turn out as badly as Aren thought it would. Though now, you thought, you have an excuse to tease him, and a bigger smile grew on your face.

>uO

Hope you liked it! Sorry it took a while. Thanks to my special s h o r t friend for editing this. 

[phantomweaver]

Hola. May i have Aren with a short s/o? 😳🤲

Oooooooooooooooooof course you can! Thanks for stopping by! I’ll try to write something you’ll love reading. Pronouns will be gender neutral since you didn’t quite specify. I assume thats what you were asking for though. 

No warnings! Hope you enjoy!

*3*

You looked up at your boyfriend who seemed to be lost in space. Snapping your fingers in front of his face, you asked him what he was looking at. He said it was nothing, but you knew that wasn’t true. Aren sighed and mumbled his answer. “Could ya speak up? I didn’t hear that,” you smiled and bounced on your feet. He squeezed his eyes shut, and through grit teeth he muttered, “You’re just so darn cute!” Somehow, he managed to miss the sparkle in your eyes. Opening his eyes now would be pointless. Your grin was just too bright and blinding. “You’re the cute one here!” you shot back. The two of you continued this playful banter until Aren stopped and whispered, “Can’t wait to marry you one day.” This time he saw the shocked expression make it’s way onto your face. His face began to mirror yours in shock as he said, “Crap! Did I say that out loud?!” 

‘Did- did Aren just “Kyyaaa”???’ you thought to yourself. All you did was poke his side to ask him a question. He was clearly ticklish. You wanted so badly to continue poking him, but deep down... you knew that you’d regret it. The first (and last) time you had one of those cute little play fights things ended pretty poorly. You shoved his arm a little and he laughed...

...Before sending you onto your butt. 

As soon as he heard you yelp in pain he started to panic. “OH NO! CRAP I’M SORRY! I DIDN’T MEAN TO! I NEED TO GET BETTER CONTROL OF MY STRENGTH! I’VE FAILED YOU AS YOUR BOYFRIEND AND A MAN.” He continued blabbering on while sobbing. With each word that came out of his mouth, you had more difficulty containing your laughter. Eventually you couldn’t help yourself anymore. His panicked blabbering stopped, but his tears didn’t. “You’re laughing at how pitiful I am, aren’t you? That’s fair,” he looked down in shame. “What!? Nonononono! You’re just being so silly! I- I would never get that upset over an accident. I know you didn’t mean it.” You promised him you’d be okay and he sighed in relief. He put his hand on your head and said, “I can’t wait to marry you someday.” 

The sun began to set as the two of you walked home from the park. He was telling you about things that happened at his old school. You were honored that he trusted you enough to tell you these things. Aren suddenly grew quiet and both of you could hear someone speaking in the distance. Your nerves only got worse as you got closer. You knew Aren shared the bad feeling that sat deep in your gut. His grip on your hand got tighter and you practically started walking on top of him. The man you had heard was coming closer. And closer. And closer. He was staring you down and when he got close enough he reached out to you. “Heyyy~ Girllie~ Whatcha doinn?” The words left his mouth slurred. He glanced at Aren and said, “MoVe it dOrk!” and tried to put his hands on you. Aren shoved him to the ground and started tugging you along. You reached his house, but he insisted on walking you home. Stopping at your doorstep, you turned to him and said, “Aren,

I can’t wait to marry you one day.”

[phantomweaver]

Can I have domestic fluff with Kaido? And I know you know I am, but I want to preserve my dignity.

Only warnings: Cursing. Only because of my ANs.

Here you go YOU LITTLE BITCH. Enjoy your HOUSEHOLD FLUFF. YOU ASSHOLE. You’re gonna play FUCKING UNO. 

*v*

So here I am. Sitting in Kaidou’s “secret base.” It’s pretty well made I guess. But I’m boredddd. Kaidou suggests we play UNO. I look up at him from the carpet Im laying on and say, “I don’t know how to play.” He looks at me in shock before quickly explaining the rules. Seems easy enough to me. Kaidou may not be strong, but he is pretty smart. We start the match. Kaidou looks up at me with the eye that isn’t covered by his floofy edge-lord hair and says, “I can tell this match will be intense. I am aware of the fact that you grasp things rather quickly, but I will prove to be a worthy opponent.” I give him the best uninterested look I can manage to hide my amusement and tell him to shut up and place his card. He places his card and things move pretty fast. A few turns have gone by and I wait for him to stop picking up cards. As I look to his hand I see that he has so many cards that he’s struggling to hold them. “Woah wait!” I exclaim, “When did you pick up so many cards??? There’s no way you don’t have a green or a 5!” He looks up and shouts, “Well it isn’t my fault you shuffled the deck so badly!” He pulls a NO card and I have to let him have his turn again. More turns pass and his cards grow in numbers. He has so many that some fall and I see a card that he’d be able to place. He stops drawing cards and scrambles to pick up the ones he dropped. “YOU HAD THE RIGHT ONES THE ENTIRE TIME!” I yell at him. “WELL I- I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I HAD THAT ONE! I HAD TOO MANY CARDS TO SEE IT!” he shouts back. 

“DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME?”

“UUHHH- I FORGOT?”

“GET OUT OF THIS BASE. N O W.”

“ACK- OK- SORRY!!!”

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Yeah hope you liked it you little shit. I fucking love you. HAVE A NICE DAY ASS WIPE! 

[phantomweaver]

Shun Kaidou x Reader

Hey uh this is my first post. If you bully me you better have some good justifications for doing so. Im open to critique as long as it’s actual advice. 

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Good grief. They’re at it again. I’ll never understand why anyone would be obsessed with Kaidou. I thought Yumehara was bad. Somehow, Y/N has managed to take it to a whole other level.

 Yumehara likes Kaidou for mostly his looks. And I guess there was also that one time... Kaidou “protected” her. Other than that, Yumehara really knows nothing about him. I barely see the two of them together. But Y/N knows Kaidou incredibly well. Instead of reacting negatively to the nonsense he spews, they enjoy listening to it. I don’t understand why anyone would but somehow Y/N succeeds once more in achieving the impossible. 

 Everyday they walk up to him and compliment him on something new. He reacts the same every time. 

 “oH- UH- thanks hahahahhh-” 

 He never really says more than that, but he really does appreciate it. When they’re absent he misses them and makes sure to tell them how he feels knowing they’ll need it. It’s not like he never thinks nice things about them. Thoughts like that run through his head all the time. He just never says anything because he doesn’t like the risk of losing his “cool-guy” persona. With how flustered he gets around them I’m not sure how he ever thought it existed.

 The two of them have been close for a while. They’ve also shared feelings for each other for a while. If they got together I’m certain the relationship would last. But the friendship they’ve made is so important to them that they don’t want to lose it. Y/N knows how they feel. But Kaidou... hasn’t quite figured it out yet. 

 They’ve been talking for a while. Y/N just looks so excited and all Kaidou is doing is talking about his siblings. Do I even wanna know what’s going on in Y/N’s brain?

 ‘Kaidou really is such a caring person. He deserves someone who cares about him. So I’ll be just that!’ 

 Ah. I get it. Y/N is an idiot too. Good grief, another one. At least they’re both happy. 

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It’s short JUST LIKE THE PERSON WHO DID THE EDITING! So thanks for the edits. And thanks to whoever read past the first two words. You’ve got god-level patience, my friend. 

[phantomweaver]

Hi I take requests

Just ask me for em on my ask page I guess. Im new to tumblr. 

Uh yeah I’m doing reader inserts for anyone from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K now. ONLY THE ANIME. As long as it’s a student I’ll try my best to write it for you. I’ll write both male and female students. Just not Takahashi. He’s kinda lame. I won’t write smut either. Just tell me what how you’d like the gender, relationship, or anything extra. For example:

“YO PHANTOM. WRITE ME SOME KAIDOU X DEMIGIRL READER. MAKE THE RELATIONSHIP ROMANTIC. I WANT EM TO ALREADY BE TOGETHER. AND UH HAVE THE READER MEET HIS PARENTS.”

Or:

“Hello yes I’d like some crush headcannons for Aren! He’s very cute and I’d love to see how you write him!”

Or:

“Uh Im a dude with blue hair, dress in alt style, like avocados, and is short. I’m pretty loud but I know when to dial it back. What girl do you pair me with and why?”

So yeah have fun. Just go crazy. I’ll do my best to write something you’ll enjoy.