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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time

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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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Finally got this thing mounted! I’m so happy with how it looks! 🍊🍊🍊

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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

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I'll be around town just a lil' bit...

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once you start saying yippee you can never go back

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the 3ds is such an elegant device like she can play games she can fold she can be hacked what can't she do

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i want a mysterious source of income

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If you haven’t seen Big Top Burger you should it’s such a gem! Anyway here’s some fanart yay ✨