pheebswashere

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done with being the bigger person im about to start cleaving bitches in twain

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"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

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Leitmotifs drive me insane, like I hear *repeated melody that has an association with a person, idea, or situation* and I go *tears up the fucking rug like a dog*

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the temperature is actually insulting at this point. wrap this up before the month is out.

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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

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me? oh yeah i have cleavage *cleaves through a horde of enemies with my huge axe*

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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im not interested in glory through combat anymore. i do not want to be a part of this shit.

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i love you fables i love you parables i love you legends i love you folk tales i love you märchen i love you myths i love you apocrypha i love you hagiographies i love you travelogues i love you ballads i love you popular romances i love you heroic epics i love you sagas i love you anecdotes i love you allegories i love you riddles i love you pre-modern narrative forms

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Man this suuuuuucks *wastes one hundred adversaries with one hundred perfect blows* this fucking suuuuuucks

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i sure hope there isn't a post about me somewhere down there. would hate to see that.

@pheebswashere please look exactly one post down for me n_n

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no but for real no weapon formed against me shall prosper, LOL!

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

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Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

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