phisterdaniel

[phisterdaniel]

bonus: x

[phisterdaniel]

phil, please, stop telling me about your piss kink

[phisterdaniel]

I need people who believe they're exes to look me in the eye and explain how they imagine their current/future relationships will pan out. One of them brings a guy home: "this is my roommate/ex whom I share a mortgage and career with. No I will not move out of the house to live with you. No, your inevitable jealousy that I am already sharing my life with someone else will not be entertained or tolerated. I promise I won't cheat on you with him, even though our closeness is inevitably going to drive a wedge between me and you, new boyfriend. This is all very reasonable behavior to expect a new partner to tolerate."

No one would put up with that! Nor should they! If I met someone and saw that hypothetical situation, a thousand red flags would be firing off in my mind, and I would get out of that potential relationship with a quickness.

Either it's the two of them or they've mutually decided to swear off dating because no outsider would willingly enter into that situation expecting a happy relationship with either of them.

truly fascinated by people who genuinely believe this is the case

The fleeting homoerotic relationship:

No but fr the reason I KNOW exes theory is fake is because no one could live with their ex like that!!

No one made them build a custom forever home together like that was a choice they made. Because they're spending their lives together.

[phisterdaniel]

The implication that they'd travel to the US to give birth live on stage instead of somewhere in England...

this is my favorite part i’m literally in tears over wiqy dan staring in the corner

[phisterdaniel]

that hair is oddly familiar,,, guys i think i might know who the father is

[phisterdaniel]

Funniest thing about the phregnancy is the planning to have someone adopt the phaby because it implies they aren't having phem because they actually want a child, but rather purely for the love of the breeding kink and the sponsorship opportunities.

[phisterdaniel]

And if we're gonna talk about the hiatus and why Dan left… I mean sure I was a bit burnt out, I wanted some time to do some other stuff, but for a minute there I genuinely felt like I would almost rather stop doing this forever than keep being in that situation.

[phisterdaniel]

have you sinned?