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As per usual... 🙄 Lavi chiming in just so our favourite love birds would not enjoy themselves too much

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Aizen and Sassy Ulquiorra insult the espada

Aizen insults espada requested by pommypoisonoverlord. :) Sassy Ulquiorra added at sosukeaizen’s request. ;)

Previously we saw what might happen if Aizen sent insulting messages to various members of the Gotei-13. But it seems that that didn’t use up Aizen’s reserve o’ insults…especially since we has apparently been joined by sassy Ulquiorra (or Sassquiora, as some people have taken to calling him). So, guys, there are things you want to say?

Ulquiorra: So…the espada.

Aizen: What about them?

Ulquiorra: Did they turn out the way you expected?

Aizen: More or less, yes.

Ulquiorra: Really?

Aizen: Well, sure. Zommari was the fastest espada…the fastest at being defeated!

Ulquiorra: And Grimmjow certainly was good at destroying…any chance he had of victory.

Aizen: On the other hand, Szayel Aporro couldn’t even beat Renji and Ishida, who between them have lost more fights than an armless boxer.

Ulquiorra: Yeah…he was insanely good at failing to kill them, eh?

Aizen: And Starrk brought a gun to a sword fight…but still managed to lose.

Ulquiorra: Aaroniero is living proof that two heads are not necessarily better than one.

Aizen: And Yammy proves that bigger isn’t always better.

Ulquiorra: Yammy WAS Espada #0, though - and that’s how many victories he chalked up.

Aizen: Nnoitra has a hole in his head - as his decision-making abilities make obvious.

Ulquiorra: But at least he managed to get himself killed. Dreams DO come true!

Aizen: Halibel is like a shark: a fearsome reputation, but doesn’t actually do that much damange.

Ulquiorra: And she really never sacrificed anything but her clothing.

Aizen: Barragan went from king of Hueco Mundo to minion-killed-by-a-disembodied-hand.

Ulquiorra: So I guess experience doesn’t necessarily come with age.

Aizen: And you, of course, are so empty inside that a woman’s touch makes you crumble to dust!

Ulquiorra: …

Ulquiorra: Too soon, man. Too soon.

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I genuinely love it so much when Allen acts all masculine and dominant. This, like that scene where he is trying to stop Lenalee from going after Krowly, is the perfect example.

I love how she tells her that she would eventually let her kick him as hard as she wants to. I love how he jokes around and she is all furios and things. And then he gets serious and suddenly hugs her. But the way he does it is what I love the most. He just pulls her against his chest and then, one minute later, they’re on their knees. I honestly think that this is a major moment for those two. He could have calmed her down in so many other ways but he chose this particular one.

And I think that’s suggestive on so many levels. This kind of shows how he is the one who hints that he might feel something more than platonic love for her way more than she does. There have been two moments, so far, when I thought that a kiss was coming. This scene and that one I’ve already mentioned. And in both scenes he was the ‘active’ factor, if that makes any sense. I mean, I was given the impress that he was going to kiss her and not vice versa.

In both those scenes he gets serious and acts more dominantly. The way he called her name, the look he gave her, how he got slightly closer to her. I actually thought that a kiss was coming.

And now this scene. This is much more, in my opinion. His attitude is pretty much the same. But now he hugs her and he is touching her face. And unlike then, he does not call her his 'elder sister’ anymore. (By the way, it is pretty obvious that Lavi gets a little bit jelous and hurries up to 'ruin’ the moment.) There’s also that 'I love…’ thing. He did not say that he loved her but we were given the impression that he would (because of those ’…’). The fact that he stopped and then said what he loved. He could have said it without pausing. That would mean that he might have meant to say that he loved her. Although we all know that the reality is that we were being teased big time… And of course, that 'the order that Lenalee and everybody are in.“ Why did he point her out? He loves the order. And we know that Lenalee is in it. He knows it, she knows it too. So why pointing her out? Was it because she was there? Was it because she means more to him that any other person from the order? Why?

I could go on and on and on about this two. I could bring up the fact that she is the only one he has this attitude with. He does not act manly around Road, the other girl he is paired up with occasionally. Road is all over him, she is so obvious about linking him but he is just being passive around her. He does not feedback, you know. He does not seem interested in her …or that’s just how it seems to me.

Anyway, I love these two.

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Well, I mean...

SessKagu in a nutshell:

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Feel the fever

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I kind of ship them

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This is basically a review of the rare pairings that I’ve started to ship.  There are some that even surprise me.  Takao/Kise for example …  for some reason I think it could  work.   And even though I’m not really fan of F/F love … the idea of Satsuki and Riko together seems cute to me.

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I ship them so fucking hard

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Just In Case

Apparentely, Hōtarō is a Taurus (28 April 1984)

 ...while Chitanda is a Taurus too (24 April).

And that made me realize that I found my favourite Taurus x Taurus anime couple. That’s one hot combo btw.

Oh my, aren’t they like the cutest thing??? 

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Let’s all just take a moment

...and praise the hotness of red haired anime dudes.

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I’ll never understand why...

So, as I’m waiting for D.Gray-Man anime to make its long awaited comeback, I just though it would be time for me to rewatch those 103 exisitng episodes. Anways, that led to me rewatching those precious Allen x Lenalee moments, which led to me remembering why Alena is one of my all time favourite anime couples, that eventually led to me reading some threads on some forums about some D.Gray-Man couples. 

And that just made me realize that I’ll never understand why, when it comes to Allen and Lenalee’s relationship, most people claim that Lenalee’s the one who’s, ya know, into him while he’s just not that interested. Personally, I’m like WTF? I mean, if anything, Allen is the one who’s showed a more obvious different kind of affection towards her, not vice versa. I’m not saying their relationship is one sided on his part or anything, (big NO!) don’t get me wrong, but his behaviour around her is far from “This gurl is a dear friend whom I love simply like a sister ‘n’ stuff” as most people seem to believe. 

On the other hand, it’s much more difficult to say what she feels when she sometimes seemes to care equally for,like, everybody. Now, we do get hints here and there that she’s started to feel something more intense for him, that’s for sure. But their entire relationship does not come off as “Lenalee wants him bad while Allen only cares for her like a sister’. Mmm, no. I mean:  

Let’s. Just. See. We’ve got this “from her” (IKR?)

That was so romantic btw!!!!

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And these “from him” (Again, IKR?)

AND FUCKING THIS

Am I the only one who though they were going to kiss???

Isn’t it obvious that Allen likes to hold her hand?

And touch her face. Hell yeah

I’mma also cound this just because I persoanlly love it. 

(Note. Among many others for both of them but I just focused on you know, major ones. I also focused on signs from him.)

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There’s also that dream, just in case

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How is Allen not interested?

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Ten reasons to love Minene Uryū

I have to admit that Minene is by far my favourite Future Diary character. I also have to admit that even though I didn’t like her from the very begining, as the series progressed, I’ve come to adore her. And now she’s one of my all time favourite anime characters. So, here we go...

1. She’s a badass.

2. Always was.

3. And always will be. 

4. Tho she still has her sentimental moments. 

5. ‘Cos she’s not heartless, ya know. 

6. I mean ...Nishijima.

7. She’s an animal lover. Apparently. 

8. She’s in fact hot af.

9. This gif alone. 

10. And, of course, these pictures. 

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I was reading some thread about D.Gray-Man couples and stuff and I found this. My God, whoever did this is a fucking GENIUS. I’mma post it so I can always come back and stare at it ‘til I get enough!!! 

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Women Kakashi could’ve ended up with...

...but he didn’t. 

So, it’s a known fact by now that, the one and only, that never will be another, Mr. Hatake Kakashi ends up all alone, romantically speaking, of course. Now, one would say that he’s too hot good to end up with someone but it can’t be denied that he kind of deserved someone to share his existence with considering how much suffering he endured. Wouldn’t it have been nice if he just had gotten that special somebody? 

On a more serious note though, taking into account that he’s probably one of the best developped character in the entire show, it sure would’ve been extremely hard to pair him up with a random person since, during the entire series, he didn’t show a single sign of interest in basically anyone. So there was no starting point for romance to begin with. Although I’m more than sure that this wasn’t too hard to get over since Kishi had no problem in making characters I don’t even remember I’ve seen talking to each other at least a single freaking time hook up, have children and live happily ever after. 

I’m not saying I wanted Kakashi to experience that kind of cruel pairing but Ii thought I’d just point out that there were some women Kakashi could have ended up with but he didn’t. Should I use a “fortunately” or an “unfortunately”? Well, I think that’s up to you.

Anyways, here we go with some crack possible “couples”.

Anko Mitarashi

Candidate no. 1, AM (no, I’m not talking anout Arctic Monkeys) a.k.a. that one freaky lady who, we all probably thought at some point, would eventually end up with the formerly freind killer. Seriously now, I’ve alwyas thought, as a child that these two would get together and show inform Naruto where babies come from (he learnt by now tho, I mean, Boruto, what’s good?). And by the way, no, that’s not a picture of Anko showing Kakashi what she’s about to do to his toy him.

Was our impression ever justified though? I mean, is Anko the type of girl Kakashi needs (does he still?) or more importantly, is she the type of person he would fall for? There’s of course that belief that opposites attract. They’re polar opposites, that’s for sure, you get your typical introvert meet the classical extrovert, and that’s just one single aspect in a vast ocean of other reasons that make them so different. And even if they got together, would it work? Personally, I doubt. Kakashi always struck me as that type of guy who likes mysterious lady-like women …who don’t tell what they’re up to nor have a really big mouth, like really big. Anko is the female Naruto, in my eyes. Does Kakashi care for Naruto? Obviously, a big undenaiable yes. But I just can’t see him in a serious relationship with someone just like Naruto. Opposites might attract but I doubt one could live with his polar opposite …unless they fight hardly for it. But hey, that’s just my very personal opinion. I still ship them sometimes tho.

But what if they actually ended up together? Should I even mention hot sex? O.K. then, hot sex and ugly arguments. I can picture Anko getting nervous all of a sudden and eventually throw some things at the annoyingly calm Kakashi who just can’t stop thinking: “Gurl, calm down already, just calm down.” Those thoughts would only be replaced later by “I should’ve banged Shizune when I had the chance. Just look at her now, young looking and fresh and still hot as fuck. I should’ve known.” And that brings us to...

Shizune

Candidate no. 2, the lady known mononymously as Shizune. That one girl who got paired up with pairable Kakashi after most of us eventually realized that his relationship with Anko was most probably never gonna happen. Or was it because Kishi forgot about a certain girl named Anko? Whatever the reason, the inevitable happened, KakaShizu saw the light of the day in the so well-known Fanfictionland.

I can actually picture these two together. I’ve got this feeling that laidback Kakashi likes to be dominated. And that’s not a problem for “I like to be in charge and tease people” Shizune. Though, might she be a little too much controlling for the overly relaxed and detached Kakashi: “How many times do I have to tell you? In the morning, we only do it from behind. No. Fucking. 69. You better get it right before I decide that you won’t get the pussy for the next two weeks.” Arguments would just leave Kakashi cold: “I’mma let her have her say. Besides, I can chidori her anytime.”

It’s not hard to imagine how they could’ve hooked up. One day, sexually frustrated Hokage who’s in desperately in need of sex wakes up and goes to work where he meets his available assistant who’s randomly wearing a nice tight dress and nice high heeled shoes. Add one nice room and you get them banging on one nice desk. More than once. And that’s what you call one nice relationship starting point. 

You didn’t like the scenario? No problem, let’s move forward to…

Mei Terumī

Candidate no. 3, the hottest Kage, literally. Out of all the Kages, she’s also the most desperate to get married in need of a man to, you know, satisfy her fill her life with love and joy. Would they match, tho? Well, it’s hard to tell since her character did not recived enough development. She does seem to be a genuinely caring person who’s not too obvious about random things …except when it comes to her obsession  profound desire to get married, of course. 

I do suspect her of being the dominant type but as I’ve already stated, I don’t think Kakashi would actually mind it. The only differenace, when comapring Mei with Shizune, is that Mei would domiante her man but she’d do it subtly and wouldn’t be obvious about it so not evrybody would know. But that’s just a supposition of mine. 

On the other hand, an union between the two Kages might be beneficial just like it also might be not. When they’re all honey, the two villages are on good terms, when they’re in a fight …well, let’s just say that each would mind their own village (and maybe not talk to each other?). 

Though they’d constantly keep the world wondering which Kage’s on top.

Tsunade 

Since we were talking about Kages. And since Tsunade’s forever young, there’s no way of her ending up with a man of her age or near her age (though I don’t think there’s at least one living 100 years aged man in the Narutoverse, but still). In her early prehistoric days, she adored Dan, she got Jiraiya forever turned on, she fucked Oro so there she is wondering: “Why wouldn’t I get involved with a young man, the hottest of his generation? He also happens to be the next Hokage so …why not?” It that way, Tsunade would never leave the Hoake’s office, ya know…

Seriously now, just imagine the shock if this actually happened tho.

Rin Nohara

Since in Narutoverse, when a character dies it actually means that they’re patiently waiting to be revived, what if plot twisting master Kishi had brought Rin to life? Well, to be honest, I honestly doubt that Kakashi would’ve banged his best firend’s childhood crush whose death caused so many problems. I think the entire Naruto fandom is aware of this fact. Right?

Hanare 

One filler character becoming cannon and end up with Hatake Kakashi. A character with an impressively developped character. Can it be sadder?

Samui

If Chōji can end up with Karui, than Kakashi can definitely get one hot blue eyed, blonde haired, big boobed random girl. Period. 

Anyways, if Kakashi ended up with someone I strongly think that the perfect choice would’ve been a brand new girl cleverly created with a well handled backstory and a perfectly defined personality. A girl who would actually make Kakashi fall for her. 

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Give me that sexy love ♫