[Name: Not saying my real name. Just call me Phoenix] [Likes: A lot of Stuff] [Also: I don't own my header image, or my profile image (credit goes to the original artists). And please, everybody be nice to each other.]
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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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how about you "switch 2" a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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that unemployed transfem you like to complain about is going through so much shit right now. job applications become a whole new kind of hell when the world at large views you as a pest.
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When you find writing tools/tropes that sound a little bit too similar to people you know sometimes do.
When a Character Is Grieving Someone They Never Got to Say Goodbye To
✧ They talk about the person in past tense… then correct themselves. Then stop talking entirely.
✧ They touch things that belonged to the person like they’re fragile, sacred, about to disappear.
✧ They hoard the last voicemail, last message, last anything. Play it. Don’t play it. Just knowing it exists hurts enough.
✧ They leave something untouched, an empty seat, a half-packed bag, a coffee order that isn’t theirs.
✧ They get irrationally angry when someone else seems to be “moving on.” As if forgetting is betrayal.
✧ They don’t let themselves cry all at once. It comes in pieces. Like they’re afraid too much grief will drown them.
✧ They over-apologize. For being quiet. For being distant. For not being okay.
✧ They become hyper-aware of time, dates, anniversaries, time zones, the exact moment everything ended.
✧ They get superstitious. Ritualistic. As if doing things "right" might reverse something.
✧ They smile when they talk about the person. But it’s brittle. And it never quite touches their eyes.
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american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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