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it's such a blessing that we can hear a smile in a person's voice

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reading comics and i see this

and just immediately think

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I'm going to be so real you really need to get rid of that shame and start feeling and living

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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Never a dull moment with our three heroes

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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

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I'm sure the world needs Tiger inspired by Vanessa Stockard's style

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nudibranch (Acanthadoris lutea). Moss Beach CA, Nov. 2011

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Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

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do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate

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But I wonder if we also ignore illness because of our bias toward agency and control. We would like to imagine that we captain the ships of our lives, that human history is largely the story of human choice. Perhaps this is why rumors have swirled for millennia that Alexander the Great died of poisoning even though he almost certainly died of typhoid or malaria. We simply don’t want a world where even the most powerful emperor can be felled by mere infection.

John Green, Everything Is Tuberculosis: The History and Persistence of Our Deadliest Infection

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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die

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hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

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If this post gets 50k notes by the end of the year I'll buy myself and then wear a lovely princess dress

This is very notable because I Do Not wear dresses and usually actively avoid doing so due to being a nervous wreck

And for extra smugness I'm betting this wont get past 1k

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fanart so upsettingly good it makes you get up and pace around your room in shellshocked silence