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Captain America knows what’s good.

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A Brutal Revenge

Ruby: Hey, Jaune, how goes that prank war you go involved in with, Blake?

Jaune: It's going...

Yang: Ha! I bet you're still reeling from her last prank.

Weiss: What did she do?

Yang: Itching poured in his underwear.

Ruby: Ohh! That's rough! You okay, Jaune?

Jaune: The creams helped, but I believe it's about to come to an end. For my latest prank will secure my total victory.

Weiss: Oh, what did you do?

Jaune: I gave her several murder mystery novels as a peace offering. However, I tore out the last chapter of every book so, Blake will never know who done it!

RWY: ...?!

Jaune: ...?

Weiss: You're a monster...!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Good.

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Agreed

Stjepan Sejic

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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I can see it happening.....worse I can see Glynda joining in on throwing him at Salem's feet all so she can have Arcwitch babies

Hogtie

Ozpin: Mr. Arc, I will never let you near Ms. Goodwitch until you defeat Salem for me…

Jaune: …

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Jaune throws a hogtied Ozpin to Salem.

Salem: Uhhh…? Thank you… but, why?

Jaune: He tried to cock block me!?!

Salem: Yeah that’s Ozma alright…

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Abolish Tesla.

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I thought she was a Karen

©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

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Unfathomably based

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©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

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Ren actually is fine with this one?!

A Blood Trade

Ren: Oh gods...!

Jaune: What is it?

Ren: The alchemist we need to make the potions from is a vampire?!

Jaune: Okay?

Ren: She said she will not make the cure for the princess unless we give her wants she wants!

Jaune: The items she needs to make the potion? Yeah, we collected all of the items she needs to make the potion.

Ren: It will cost us more than we're willing to give her!

Jaune: It is a difficult potion to make, it will no doubt cost a pretty penny to make. We can just bill it to the king, no?

Ren: It's a price we will be forced to pay in blood!

Jaune: So

Ren: Why are you not freaking out...?

Jaune: Because, all that you explained makes sense.

Ren: But, she said she won't make us the potion unless we give her a vial of our blood!

Jaune: Ren, we're doing a business transaction with a vampire. Of course she wants some of our blood as part of the payment!

Ren: But, she wants blood from both of us! She wants my blood!

Jaune: Haa... Okay, Ren where's this vampire, maybe I can work some things out with her.

Ren: She's over there.

Jaune: Okay... Wait, what is her name?

Ren: Neo.

Jaune: Okay, hello, Neo...

Neo:

Neo: 👋😁

Jaune: ...?

Jaune: Is she mute?

Ren: Yes.

Jaune: Oh, okay.

Jaune: Listen here little lady. We agree to all your terms, but you won't get any blood from my friend here. He's a sensitive soul... Really sensitive soul.

Ren: Hey!

Jaune: So you'll be getting your blood from me!

Neo: 😃

Jaune: But, you can only take my blood if you agree to my terms!

Neo: 🤨

Jaune: You may take the blood from me, you may bite me, and suck my blood straight from the source!

Neo: 🤩

Jaune: But, only if you agree to do so whiles trapped within one another's arms embraced in cardinal passion, what do you say?

Neo: 😍💓💘

Jaune: We have a deal.

Neo: 🥰

Jaune: After the potion is made. So you better get to work my lady, the sooner you're done the sooner we begin~!

Neo: ☺️👌

Ren: You agreed to let her suck your blood if she sleeps with you?!

Jaune: Blood taken on acts of sexual intercourse are when they are at their most potent!

Ren: That's not a thing! I-is it...?

Neo: 😃👍

Ren: Oh...

Ren: So... after we get the potion you're going to...

Jaune: Smash the shortstack vampire? Yes, yes I am.

Ren: ...

Ren: Okay.

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I kinda thought this was one of the Paladin of The Summer Maiden shorts where Ren tagged out to rest after Jaune's non stop Smashing Spree

"Glory Glory~!"

Jaune: …

Weiss:

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Blake: …?

Jaune: …

Blake: You know she's on ogre right?

Jaune: I know…

Blake: You seriously want to tap that?

Jaune: And, what if I do?

Blake: If you did… it! She'd break you…

Jaune: …

Blake: Like physically break you.

Jaune: ...

Blake: In bed.

Jaune: ...

Blake: You do know that?

Jaune: …

Blake: You do know that, right…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Glory, glory what a hell of a day to die~! Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die~!

Blake: Wait, Jaune no!

Jaune: Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die~!

Blake: Are you crazy?!

Jaune: He ain't gonna jump no more~!

Blake: …?!

Nora: Now there goes a real man!

Blake: The fuck?!

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Catwoman #75 (DC, April 2025) variant cover by InHyuk Lee

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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

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He looks Native American without his makeup and in the 1920 clothes

Style swap and time swap au? Unfortunately for Matheo goth people didn't really exist in the 1920s...