phoenixwarehouseproductions2

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

Firefly

I don't wanna @ anyone because I understand how fast things seem to move in today's landscape of streaming shows dropping entire seasons in one day, and networks pumping out new series constantly to try to attract more subscribers with no intent to actually maintain those shows over time but I just saw someone self-deprecatingly lament that they are still thinking about a show that ended almost a year ago, making fan art and playlists for it, and I want to be very clear:

you can still create fanworks when it comes to old media!! PLEASE do!! there are always going to be new fans who will appreciate it, and veteran fans who are dying for new content and new perspectives. also, less than a year is NOTHING. the original Star Trek series was on TV six decades ago and there are still people losing their minds over it, writing stories and reblogging gifsets daily, and that's only one example.

a fandom lasts as long as there are people who love a thing, even if it's only a handful of people. love what you love and write and draw and make gifs and playlists about it!

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

Understandable

I'm surprised you haven't done a Smash for a Genie.

Don't be, because I haven't the slightest idea who, or what the devil you're talking about is.

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

I think they're talking about the spirits from the relics

I'm surprised you haven't done a Smash for a Genie.

Don't be, because I haven't the slightest idea who, or what the devil you're talking about is.

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

Captain America knows what’s good.

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

A Brutal Revenge

Ruby: Hey, Jaune, how goes that prank war you go involved in with, Blake?

Jaune: It's going...

Yang: Ha! I bet you're still reeling from her last prank.

Weiss: What did she do?

Yang: Itching poured in his underwear.

Ruby: Ohh! That's rough! You okay, Jaune?

Jaune: The creams helped, but I believe it's about to come to an end. For my latest prank will secure my total victory.

Weiss: Oh, what did you do?

Jaune: I gave her several murder mystery novels as a peace offering. However, I tore out the last chapter of every book so, Blake will never know who done it!

RWY: ...?!

Jaune: ...?

Weiss: You're a monster...!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Good.

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

Agreed

Stjepan Sejic

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

I can see it happening.....worse I can see Glynda joining in on throwing him at Salem's feet all so she can have Arcwitch babies

Hogtie

Ozpin: Mr. Arc, I will never let you near Ms. Goodwitch until you defeat Salem for me…

Jaune: …

~~~

Jaune throws a hogtied Ozpin to Salem.

Salem: Uhhh…? Thank you… but, why?

Jaune: He tried to cock block me!?!

Salem: Yeah that’s Ozma alright…

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

Abolish Tesla.

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

I thought she was a Karen

©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

Unfathomably based

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

Ren actually is fine with this one?!

A Blood Trade

Ren: Oh gods...!

Jaune: What is it?

Ren: The alchemist we need to make the potions from is a vampire?!

Jaune: Okay?

Ren: She said she will not make the cure for the princess unless we give her wants she wants!

Jaune: The items she needs to make the potion? Yeah, we collected all of the items she needs to make the potion.

Ren: It will cost us more than we're willing to give her!

Jaune: It is a difficult potion to make, it will no doubt cost a pretty penny to make. We can just bill it to the king, no?

Ren: It's a price we will be forced to pay in blood!

Jaune: So

Ren: Why are you not freaking out...?

Jaune: Because, all that you explained makes sense.

Ren: But, she said she won't make us the potion unless we give her a vial of our blood!

Jaune: Ren, we're doing a business transaction with a vampire. Of course she wants some of our blood as part of the payment!

Ren: But, she wants blood from both of us! She wants my blood!

Jaune: Haa... Okay, Ren where's this vampire, maybe I can work some things out with her.

Ren: She's over there.

Jaune: Okay... Wait, what is her name?

Ren: Neo.

Jaune: Okay, hello, Neo...

Neo:

Neo: 👋😁

Jaune: ...?

Jaune: Is she mute?

Ren: Yes.

Jaune: Oh, okay.

Jaune: Listen here little lady. We agree to all your terms, but you won't get any blood from my friend here. He's a sensitive soul... Really sensitive soul.

Ren: Hey!

Jaune: So you'll be getting your blood from me!

Neo: 😃

Jaune: But, you can only take my blood if you agree to my terms!

Neo: 🤨

Jaune: You may take the blood from me, you may bite me, and suck my blood straight from the source!

Neo: 🤩

Jaune: But, only if you agree to do so whiles trapped within one another's arms embraced in cardinal passion, what do you say?

Neo: 😍💓💘

Jaune: We have a deal.

Neo: 🥰

Jaune: After the potion is made. So you better get to work my lady, the sooner you're done the sooner we begin~!

Neo: ☺️👌

Ren: You agreed to let her suck your blood if she sleeps with you?!

Jaune: Blood taken on acts of sexual intercourse are when they are at their most potent!

Ren: That's not a thing! I-is it...?

Neo: 😃👍

Ren: Oh...

Ren: So... after we get the potion you're going to...

Jaune: Smash the shortstack vampire? Yes, yes I am.

Ren: ...

Ren: Okay.

[phoenixwarehouseproductions2]

I kinda thought this was one of the Paladin of The Summer Maiden shorts where Ren tagged out to rest after Jaune's non stop Smashing Spree

"Glory Glory~!"

Jaune: …

Weiss:

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Blake: …?

Jaune: …

Blake: You know she's on ogre right?

Jaune: I know…

Blake: You seriously want to tap that?

Jaune: And, what if I do?

Blake: If you did… it! She'd break you…

Jaune: …

Blake: Like physically break you.

Jaune: ...

Blake: In bed.

Jaune: ...

Blake: You do know that?

Jaune: …

Blake: You do know that, right…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Glory, glory what a hell of a day to die~! Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die~!

Blake: Wait, Jaune no!

Jaune: Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die~!

Blake: Are you crazy?!

Jaune: He ain't gonna jump no more~!

Blake: …?!

Nora: Now there goes a real man!

Blake: The fuck?!