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Captain America knows what’s good.
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A Brutal Revenge
Ruby: Hey, Jaune, how goes that prank war you go involved in with, Blake?
Jaune: It's going...
Yang: Ha! I bet you're still reeling from her last prank.
Weiss: What did she do?
Yang: Itching poured in his underwear.
Ruby: Ohh! That's rough! You okay, Jaune?
Jaune: The creams helped, but I believe it's about to come to an end. For my latest prank will secure my total victory.
Weiss: Oh, what did you do?
Jaune: I gave her several murder mystery novels as a peace offering. However, I tore out the last chapter of every book so, Blake will never know who done it!
RWY: ...?!
Jaune: ...?
Weiss: You're a monster...!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Good.
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Stjepan Sejic
#Stjepan Sejic#sunstone comic#sunstone#books and reading#booklr#repost#jmpetersonstoryteller#phoenixwarehouseproductions2
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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I can see it happening.....worse I can see Glynda joining in on throwing him at Salem's feet all so she can have Arcwitch babies
Hogtie
Ozpin: Mr. Arc, I will never let you near Ms. Goodwitch until you defeat Salem for me…
Jaune: …
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Jaune throws a hogtied Ozpin to Salem.
Salem: Uhhh…? Thank you… but, why?
Jaune: He tried to cock block me!?!
Salem: Yeah that’s Ozma alright…
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I thought she was a Karen
©东予薏米 jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival
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©东予薏米 jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival
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Ren actually is fine with this one?!
A Blood Trade
Ren: Oh gods...!
Jaune: What is it?
Ren: The alchemist we need to make the potions from is a vampire?!
Jaune: Okay?
Ren: She said she will not make the cure for the princess unless we give her wants she wants!
Jaune: The items she needs to make the potion? Yeah, we collected all of the items she needs to make the potion.
Ren: It will cost us more than we're willing to give her!
Jaune: It is a difficult potion to make, it will no doubt cost a pretty penny to make. We can just bill it to the king, no?
Ren: It's a price we will be forced to pay in blood!
Jaune: So
Ren: Why are you not freaking out...?
Jaune: Because, all that you explained makes sense.
Ren: But, she said she won't make us the potion unless we give her a vial of our blood!
Jaune: Ren, we're doing a business transaction with a vampire. Of course she wants some of our blood as part of the payment!
Ren: But, she wants blood from both of us! She wants my blood!
Jaune: Haa... Okay, Ren where's this vampire, maybe I can work some things out with her.
Ren: She's over there.
Jaune: Okay... Wait, what is her name?
Ren: Neo.
Jaune: Okay, hello, Neo...
Neo:
Neo: 👋😁
Jaune: ...?
Jaune: Is she mute?
Ren: Yes.
Jaune: Oh, okay.
Jaune: Listen here little lady. We agree to all your terms, but you won't get any blood from my friend here. He's a sensitive soul... Really sensitive soul.
Ren: Hey!
Jaune: So you'll be getting your blood from me!
Neo: 😃
Jaune: But, you can only take my blood if you agree to my terms!
Neo: 🤨
Jaune: You may take the blood from me, you may bite me, and suck my blood straight from the source!
Neo: 🤩
Jaune: But, only if you agree to do so whiles trapped within one another's arms embraced in cardinal passion, what do you say?
Neo: 😍💓💘
Jaune: We have a deal.
Neo: 🥰
Jaune: After the potion is made. So you better get to work my lady, the sooner you're done the sooner we begin~!
Neo: ☺️👌
Ren: You agreed to let her suck your blood if she sleeps with you?!
Jaune: Blood taken on acts of sexual intercourse are when they are at their most potent!
Ren: That's not a thing! I-is it...?
Neo: 😃👍
Ren: Oh...
Ren: So... after we get the potion you're going to...
Jaune: Smash the shortstack vampire? Yes, yes I am.
Ren: ...
Ren: Okay.
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I kinda thought this was one of the Paladin of The Summer Maiden shorts where Ren tagged out to rest after Jaune's non stop Smashing Spree
"Glory Glory~!"
Jaune: …
Weiss:
Jaune: …
Jaune: …
Blake: …?
Jaune: …
Blake: You know she's on ogre right?
Jaune: I know…
Blake: You seriously want to tap that?
Jaune: And, what if I do?
Blake: If you did… it! She'd break you…
Jaune: …
Blake: Like physically break you.
Jaune: ...
Blake: In bed.
Jaune: ...
Blake: You do know that?
Jaune: …
Blake: You do know that, right…?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Glory, glory what a hell of a day to die~! Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die~!
Blake: Wait, Jaune no!
Jaune: Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die~!
Blake: Are you crazy?!
Jaune: He ain't gonna jump no more~!
Blake: …?!
Nora: Now there goes a real man!
Blake: The fuck?!
#rwby#jaune arc#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#jaune x weiss#weiss x jaune#rwby whiteknight
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Catwoman #75 (DC, April 2025) variant cover by InHyuk Lee
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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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He looks Native American without his makeup and in the 1920 clothes
Style swap and time swap au? Unfortunately for Matheo goth people didn't really exist in the 1920s...
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