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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already
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"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind"
Tag game !!!!!
Put your favorite quote. Could be silly, inspiring, idc.
“Every new game, we adapt, we grow, and we figure out new ways to kill ourselves”
open tags!!!
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Could forks be descended from skewers or do they have a common ancestor with the unknown dish?

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Some do. Some institutions either encourage it or are apathetic towards it as long as you don't misrepresent it as your own work though.
They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.
"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.
Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.
Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.
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“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”
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I believe the point is that gun ownership has gone from owning something as a hunting tool to explicitly owning a weapon for the purpose of killing people (stand your ground laws and the concept of home defense not as an incidental thing that becomes easier if you have a weapon but a reason to have one in the first place). A gun is also way easier to kill people with (particularly someone running away) than a knife. You need a license and liability insurance to own and operate a car legally, oftentimes a gun in the United States can either be acquired without a license or one can travel to another state in order to buy one without restriction. The other problem is that the person was 11 and did nothing but ring a doorbell, why can someone who would make the active decision to threaten someone over such a trivial matter? Not only that, but would actually pull the trigger. The NRA also opposes requiring people to lock their guns up to avoid, you know, children accessing deadly weapons as they have a distorted view of what a proportional response is, and similar to waiting periods, requires the person to actually think about their actions before accessing something that can very easily hurt someone.

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I used engratiate once in an essay to mean that the person was grateful to the other people, I was very upset when I found out what it meant.
Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time
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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
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The worst is when you do live near them and somehow come across the fact that they all hung out like a week afterward.
having multiple online friends who live nowhere near you is agony. but having online friends who live near eachother and send you photos of their adventures together will turn you into the joker.
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I was playing the wikipedia game where you click the first non-italicized link not in parentheses, and found out that it doesn't work for The Hague, because it gets stuck in a loop with the mind article. These are the only two articles that I've found so far that don't follow the philosophy rule.
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Leafblowers
I keep misreading it as gnome assembly
type of shit my polymerases are up to
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I keep misreading it as gnome assembly
type of shit my polymerases are up to
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Follow for the same picture of the rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]
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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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It was mostly out of curiosity of what you would say, but I guess inquisition is illegal now
My brother just said "whats wrong with bestiality" wtf
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