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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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jon annoying martin and a cuddle doodle

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My contribution to the malevolent fandom.

My interpretation of Arthur Lester from s1-2.

(ARTHUR AAARRTHHHUUURRR I LOVE I LOVE U ARTHUR YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE)

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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How to improve a character design:

-horns -tail -big hat

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Twitter wallet meme

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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literally cried while drawing. i need to be loved the way they love each other

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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

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This is so fucking funny