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what no I have a healthy attachment style
#what's the one where you make a list of all the reasons they could be not texting or getting back when you expected#and then rank them based on how scary each one is and then on how likely each one is and then even though the scariest one (them being dead)#is the least likely and you can't find an obituary for them because you checked you're still not convinced it's not the reason#and you start crying again and you're probably having a panic attack because they're definitely dead and even if they're not they're#definitely ignoring you because they hate you on account of you're a bad friend#and if they're not dead and they're not ignoring you their phone is probably broken and so you're kind of mad at THEM for not finding a way#to let you know#? what kind of attachment style is that?
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The real reason Jonah Magnus body hops is so he never has to expierence twink death
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no more coffee shop AUs. they're all nuclear engineers now its nuclear power station AU time
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I'd be shocked if it's actually never been done before, but it'd be funny to have a gag in a show that regularly breaks the fourth wall, where one character who does that sort of thing pointedly looks at the camera like they're looking at the audience, pauses mid-sentence looking Shocked And Disgusted and yells "ooogh ew! Those two aren't even watching, they're just fucking in there! Who the hell plays this kind of a show in the background while they fuck? Who lives like that??"
And then the gag goes on and the plot carries on, but there's definitely at least one couple who just had the tv on playing some random shit on the background while going at it, who totally got startled shitless by being randomly and unexpectedly called out like that.
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The internet is for developing a parasocial relationship with your friends' cats.
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sometimes fandoms are like. okay guys I like that character too can we please talk about anything else
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surely the next color-coded spreadsheet will fix me
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the tables have turned: my cat is ill and he's not a very good patient
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best typo ive ever made i think
reblog if you feep stupid
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take my quiz that assigns you a drawfee host
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and another thing about outdoor cats is they just feel gritty
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what really gets me about the jacob episode is that he couldn't fathom how they got his FINGERPRINTS but immediately knew exactly how they got his BLOOD
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#they like me. the most 'violent' ones I have are stingrays and 1 they don't have stingers and 2 rays don't intentionally kill people anyways#so really they're not very violent at all. and if they COULD sting me (which they wouldn't because they are sweethearts) I don't live near a#coast (and there are no freshwater stingrays native to my continent) but I do live near several hospitals. I'm pretty sure I'm up to date on#my tetanus shot so I'm not gonna get tetanus and die. and I have access to hot water also. so probably I wouldn't even need to go to the#hospital tbh. that's not medical advice btw I'm not a doctor I just really like stingrays
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