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Whip. Laaaaaash.

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                                                 some call it “arrogance”,                                                              i call it “C O N F I D E N C E.”

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Submitted by anonymous.

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BASIC:

Nickname(s): Megan / Meg Age: 17 Birthday: 13 July Orientation: [ TRUCK NOISES ]

LIKES / DISLIKES:

Favorite Color(s): Purple Least Favorite Color: Orange. Favorite Food: Chocolate?? Least Favorite Food: Yorkshire Puddings. Favorite Band/Artist: I like evERYONE?? But at the moment I'm going through an ABBA phase.  Least Favorite Band/Artist: Justin Beiber Favorite Type of Movie: Horror / Fantasy? Least Favorite Type of Movie: Chick Flicks. Things you can’t get enough of: sweets One thing you hate more than anything: revision

LOVE LIFE:

Are you single?: Nyo Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: Yes Do you flirt a lot?: whEEZE Sweetest thing you’ve ever gotten: scottish tablet  Do you believe in love at first sight?: No.  Do you fall in love fast?: aLAS  Do you ever make the first move?: in chess? always Do you want to get married?: eH

ARE YOU…

A daydreamer? yes Talkative? around friends. Energetic? only after 11pm Happy? eh Depressed? eh Caring? eh Trustworthy? yes Confident? eh Friendly? sometimes Sarcastic? mHMM Dependable? normally?? Adaptable? yee son Emotionally strong? eh Religious? eH Indecisive? EHHHHHHHHHHH Outgoing? I can be!! Nosy? a little.  Lazy? sometimes Artistic? sometimes Thoughtful? yes Considerate? I try to be! Romantic? yes Obsessive? a little? Sincere? yippity yA

About Mun

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❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞

❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞

❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞

❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞

❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞

❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞

❝The system’s fucked.❞

❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞

❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞

❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞

❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞

❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞

❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞

❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞

❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞

❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞

❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞

❝Lesbian request denied.❞

❝That’s what love is like       it’s like coming home.❞

❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞

❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞

❝Too hetero?❞

❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞

❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞

❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞

❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞

❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞

❝Oh, so here’s the thing     no.❞

❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞

❝No, this is divine retribution.❞

❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞

❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞

❝I heart you.❞

❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ (sᴏᴍᴇ ɴsғᴡ).

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You, kleptomaniac, get to break into the Pentagon.

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first footage of DOFP

(based on a DA2 version I saw like one million years ago)

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Run boy run! This ride is a journey to Run boy run! The secret inside of you Run boy run! This race is a prophecy Run boy run! And disappear in the trees Tomorrow is another day And you won’t have to hide away You’ll be a man, boy! But for now it’s time to run, it’s time to run!

- Run Boy Run by Woodkid

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say something im giving up on school

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im just thinking about all the ways pietro could be useful around the house

move his hands around in the bath so fast its like instant jacuzzi spa

you could sit in his lap while he vibrates real fast and itd be like one of those massage chairs

your blender stops working and you can just be like yo pietro stick your hand in this cake mix

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Just one more ‘quick’ doodle before I go to bed because I’m still thinking about that movie.

His smiles are so nice I can’t

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                ❝ Okay! Okay! Woah!   Put the gun down, mister,  I'm really not in the                 mood to play dodgeball with a  lethal BB gun  and some 'volatile' old                 man with an uncanny resemblance to my gym teacher     -     already                  putting you in my bad books might I add   ----   I just kinda broke in.                 Well, slipped in.     I didn't really break anything other than the hearts                  and hopes of your security supplier in being purchased from  in  the                  future, but the way I see it, that's not really my problem. I was bored.

                                                   How  many   seconds   was  that?                                                     Was  that  okay?        Do  I  pass?                                                      Are you still  gonna  try to kill me?                                                    Didn't your mother teach you any                                                                    M A N N E R S ?                                                    You're   rude   as      fuck,      dude.                                                    Has anyone ever told you that? ❞

"I’ll lower it when you tell me what you’re doing here. This is a restricted area— and for good reason. I’m here. They don’t call me volatile for nothing.”

"You have seven seconds. One— two—"

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I completely regret my decision

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                       ❝ Or what, man? What'ya gonna do?                                    Puke?                  I'm terrified   --  honestly  --   truly. ❞

           ❝Can you cut ‘dat out?            You’re makin’ me dizzy…                       —Stop.❞

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