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The laundry came in at like. 5pm tonight thanks to HK not doing their fucking job properly, and apparently [coworker] didn't have time to do absolutely any of it?? Like girl, you had two hours to at least get some of it done lmao, there's no excuse 💀 the front desk mightve been busy but ffs THERES TIME IN BETWEEN TO DO THE LAUNDRY INSTEAD OF LEAVING ALL OF IT FOR ME TO DO, I GET IT, I GET OFF AT 2AM, BUT JESUS CHRIST HOLY SHIT.

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Swamp Rats at their finest 😌

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FIRST OF ALLLLL

THIS ISSSS MY HOOK

SECONDLY

IT IS NOT A HOOK

IT IS A NAIIIIIILLL

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Doing gay meatball surgery with my bisexual situationship in my woke m.a.s.h. unit

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I always feel so ashamed being a splitroject and having so many different sources and memories as so many different "characters" in those sources, I always feel like I'm lying about it. But I'm not!!! I'm just a lot of guys!!! Rahhh!!!!

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the point of fanfiction is that you can write whatever the fuck you want forever and no one can stop you. #thepower

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non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

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When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

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you know what i love? when im reading a fic and it is clearly so self indulgent for the writer. like honey these plot threads barely make sense but you are having so much fun and i am just along for the ride

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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God he's just so fucking pretty

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Hawkeye Pierce // 'Nobody's Soldier' - Hozier

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so uh. late seasons beej huh

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I honestly enjoy the more classic looking Darkiplier with a more toothy smile. I think for my story I’ll be going with this sort of look for him! His eyes will be a blank white as well. Sorry for the messy doodle but I just wanted to scribble down a quick visual.

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To everyone that needs this right now.