piggymcbacon
piggymcbacon
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Your ultimate goal in life is to make people think (but make it as much happy thoughts as possible)
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piggymcbacon · 2 years ago
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I am once again in love with Catherine Feeny's hurricane glass. An album full of melancholy but not desperation. Though every song is about something tragic it is sung with a certain acceptance in her voice.There is bitternes but not at the world, more at the c'est la vie of it all. Its like rolling with the punches while the bruises are still fresh.
It is an extremely emotional experience eroded down by the myriad of emotionaly devestating experiences before it. Everytime i hear it I remember that I can still experience my emotions in a deep and intense way. Eroding everything down makes things easier but every once in a while we must scream to be heard but this album screams in a way i feel not many people can hear
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piggymcbacon · 2 years ago
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No character design will ever fuck as hard as Revenant from Soulcalibur 3. Dude is a skeleton in renesaince gear with a cool hat and the one of the most unique fighting style in the games. He shows up, grunts a little, trues to kill you, fails. And we love him for that.
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piggymcbacon · 2 years ago
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i wish killing urself was a reversible thing i think it would be rlly cathartic & i woukd kill myself twice an hour also
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piggymcbacon · 2 years ago
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not to be mean but every time i see one of those " we fucked the franchise with too many movies so now only the original and this one counts" my first thoughts immediately go to " kinda wish [insert 85 year old actor] would die".
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piggymcbacon · 2 years ago
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altough i really hate the current media landscape, living in the age of digital necromancy does sound cool
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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Legend: The Black Garden
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oh by the big fuckin ball in the sky I’m done
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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Me: "If I was writing a sequel to the 2013 animated film "Turbo" I would include a cameo character for Eminem who is a snail named "Slime Shady""
My Guardian Angel: [smiles and adds another thread that connects me directly to god]
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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i think film credits should be wayyy longer and include absolutely everyone who has ever touched a project both because credit is very much deserved and helpful in the industry and because it would punish marvel fans
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids' poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?
Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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Cyberpunk 2077 players: omg all this crime, homeless ppl, hostile design on public benches, rude destitute people, and trash everywhere this is a grim dark dystopian future omgggg
Basically any Californian in the Bay Area or LA:
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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I have always been a bit too cynical for my own good but i've been trying to make an effort to actively appreciate things for a couple years now and there are a couple things that always come back. As a European i always take the time to admire the little history i can in every little town i find myself in. The church in the square, the abby near the park the historical buildings repurposed over and over for new generations to come. People call my country boring but there's a lot of beauty to be found in the little things.
The second thing i also really love are sleeping cats. The way they curl up, the little tongue sticking out, the jealousy invoking way the coil around comfortably in scoliosis inducing positions. And finally the way they stretch their paws whilst getting scratches.
I tell you dude it's the little things
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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kate bush's wuthering heights // nathan fielder's hips don't lie
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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Hecookinsexual: sexual attraction to a partner only when HE COOKIN
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piggymcbacon · 3 years ago
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How did ancient cultures figure out about the solstice like girl I would not notice that
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