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castletown retirement home

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continuing my pursuit of being their biggest advocate

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one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

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my irl asked me to draw rouxls cuz they think hes hot but i hate his ass so this is it

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can i come over and give you the love you've been yearning for

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big fan of when businesses have signs that preemptively thank you for following a rule. "thank you for respecting our staff" "thank you for not smoking in the bus station." etc. its a passive aggressive power move and it works on me every time. i mean i wasn't even PLANNING on direspecting the staff but now i'm extra not gonna. they thanked me already. i've been checkmated.

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nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

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mutual obsession is so hot like please let's do absolutely anything for each other

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kris but it's tomie and it's weird route core or somethign idk

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everytime i play nightreign i do it with my dick out so everytime i get caught in an extended attack animation i can very quicklu jerk it a few times. this is the intended experience

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Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is

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legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

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pls god let him show up in chapter 5 it would be so awesome 😅😅it would be. so cool

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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“your eyes are so pretty” put some fear in them then! who said that ???? wanna see what they look like when im crying?? who said thatttt ?

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The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"