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reminder that we are all going to die. write that controversial smut

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Inspired by some craziness from my very much not-queer and traditional values supporters classmates:

Would you have anal sex if given a sufficient amount of money for it (you get to choose the amount)?

Yes

No

Nuance, I'd need more infos (like who it's with, how long...)

Results

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guy whose genitalia is one of these

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“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong

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What’s your favorite Roman headcannon?

Uhhh idk my FAV i can list a few

Like I feel like i like to make him Loud. If he's feeling good its a struggle for him to be quiet.

Ppl should write him a service top or a more submissive bottom more often [bats eyeslashes]

Omg praise kink praise kink praise kink he has the biggest praise kink known to mankind

I also like the idea of him be a monsterfucker :3 it makes sense to me ^^ <3

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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

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no one's doing somnophillia anymore

because of woke

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Nothing I need more than Remus making out with a side, any of them honestly.

The moment their lips touch, Remus already has the other entangled in his arms, holding their bodies closer and his tongue pushing through their lips for a better taste. He wastes no time with easily lifting them up in his arms, causing the side to softly yelp in shock only to be silenced with Remus pressing another messier and dirtier kiss on their lips.

He wants them absolutely breathless and gasping for air by time he even manages to get them in a more comfortable position. Just to heighten the sides senses more, he's saying such dirty and vile things in between their lips, words that the sides want to deny but the irony would be too much considering the position they are currently in.

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"even for a green man snowmelt surely cant be so possessive he requires his partners wear clothes in public"

"you cannot say that kind of stuff about snowmelt unless you want to be dead 3 times over shut up!!!! you know the prince and his consorts are just weird!!!!"

the fun thing with LAMP is that to fae they end up straddling this line of bizarrely buttoned up and wildly, flagrantly inappropriate in public.

always wearing clothes? very odd, are they shy??? are they so possessive of each other they forbid anyone see even the skin of their trunks???????

public declarations of love and vows of devotion? especially from Virgil to LMP? CATASTROPHICALLY indecent. Virgil's sweetly cooing promises of treasure and pleasure and infinite undying passion into Patton's pulse and every fae with in earshot has either blushed enough to pop their head or fully fled the scene squeaking in embarrassment

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just had the thought that there are probably at least a couple of fae who are just a little weirded out that no ones seen the princes dick in a couple hundred years and it keeps making me giggle

"and he's a winter, at that, dont you think he's too hot in all that, and a jacket to boot-"

"Grass, you will be UNDER grass if the witch-knight hears you talking about the spider prince and 'naked' in the same sentence"

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🐰🌸🥰.

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Aegosexual

Almost too late!!!!!!!

Aegosexual: I only feel sexual attraction in fantasy. When it gets real/happening with me… yuck 😦

Idk, it’s like I’m daydreaming: “woah, it would be so cool to kiss someone I love”, but then I start thinking too hard about it, and it gets too “palpable”, and I get grossed out just like that.

Bro, two tongues full of germs pushing each other, mixing saliva and breathing on each other’s nose… it’s just too anti hygienic for me. Imagine doing more?!??!? JUST HOW 😵

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sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.

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Cute little roped up Roman sketch

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Pretty pretty jewels for a pretty pretty prince

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Pretty pretty jewels for a pretty pretty prince

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