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SILENCE TRANSPHOBE

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Bee Nice Stinging Binding Curse

This is a great curse to use on someone that acts like an asshole. It is a binding curse that will sting them whenever they are mean to others, and will lessen when they are nice.

Needed:

A poppet filled with stuffing of your choice to represent the person, still with an opening

Needle and thread to close up the poppet

Small finishing nails (tacks can be used in place of nails, but I do not recommend thumb tacks)

Something of the one being cursed (a hair, a picture, their name/signature, etc)

Black ribbon (I use black, any color will do)

-First, take what you have to connect the person to the curse and put it into the poppet, then be sure to sew it up well so it doesn’t fall out.

-Draw a face and any other defining features onto the poppet. If you wish to use their picture and attach it to the head, that works too.

-Take the nails/tacts and stick them into the poppet where you would like them to feel stung as you speak these words.

I call upon the Bees to teach this person When they’re cruel in stings immerse them When they speak to others cruelly Stings they’ll feel, as if stung truly. In the eyes, the throat and more Until it’s kindness they’re known for. The stronger they fight, the more stings come Until it’s sweetness this battle’s won.

After you have put the nails in, take the ribbon and tightly wrap it around the poppet saying these words.

I bind this stinging fate to (Persons Name) Until they’re kind, may the Bees cause them stinging pain.

After the doll is all wrapped up, you’re done! You can put it into a box or on a shelf, or where ever you keep spells… And when you wish for the spell to end, simply burn the doll or take it apart and then bury the poppet (making sure all the nails are out). 

Have fun! Hope this helps with the assholes in your life!

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It's been awhile.

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Bee Fucking Nice Spell Bottle!

I finally made my own spell! This one is to make someone “Bee” nicer to you. See what I did there? Haha. I know, hilarious. Anyways, here’s the spell!

Supplies:

Honey/Anything Sweet

Bottle

Cork/Stopper

Taglock

Pen

Paper

Yourself

Spell Casting:

Choose a taglock. Could be a person’s hair, spit, nails, or a name. I personally prefer names because they happen to be more sanitary and I find full names to be extremely powerful. 

You take your bottle and place your taglock in the bottle. Extremely simple, right. So I wrote out the full name on a piece of paper, rolled it up, and shoved it in the bottle.

Pour the honey in the bottle, which is honestly the tricky part. If the mouth of the bottle is too small then it’s hell getting the honey inside. So you can substitute it with anything sweet really. I used Honey because of puns. 

Once you manage to get it all honeyed up, you close the bottle and hold it tight. Putting your will and intent into, you shake the bottle while chanting “BEE FUCKING NICE!” Shouting it is a plus. 

Then you’re done! You can also add water or mineral oil or something if you want the bottle to be more fluid in the shaking department. But whenever that person pisses you off, you can always pick up the bottle and give it a good shake while shouting “Bee Fucking Nice!”

You are welcome to check out the video I did of this spell on my YouTube. Here!

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Table of Plenty - A Spell of Providence

Then the wise woman said, “Wipe away thy tears, Two-eyes, and I will tell thee something to stop thee ever suffering from hunger again. Just say to thy goat “Bleat, my little goat, bleat. Cover the table with something to eat!” and then a clean well-spread little table will stand before thee, with the most delicious food upon it of which thou mayst eat as much as thou art inclined for. And when thou hast had enough, and hast no more need of the little table, just say “Bleat, bleat, my little goat, I pray, And take the table quite away. Then it will vanish again from thy sight.” Hereupon the wise woman departed.

- One-Eye, Two-Eyes, and Three-Eyes

Intent: To obtain needed money or provisions.

Materials:

Paper and a writing utensil

A pinch or two of rice

A white candle (a taper or chime candle is best)

Ideal Timing: Waxing or Full Moon

This spell is not meant to bring great wealth or fancy possessions to the caster. It is to be used only to bring yourself or another something that is badly needed, particularly if unfortunate financial circumstances are making paying the bills or buying necessities difficult. It is meant to tide you over until your situation improves, and can be combined with or cast in addition to other money-drawing or prosperity spells where needed. As such, the materials are as simple as possible.

Write what you need on the paper. The list can be as long or as short as you need it to be, but the more specific you are, the better the spell will work. Be sure that you only ask for what you really need. A little excess is fine, in case of something unexpected, but don’t go overboard.

Fold the paper into a small packet with the rice inside and place it in a fire-safe dish. Light the white candle and carefully drip wax onto the packet, turning it until it is completely covered on all sides. (I suggest using tweezers or a pencil to turn the packet so you don’t burn your fingers.)

As you drip the wax onto the packet, chant seven times:

Blesséd rice and words of power, Aid me in my needful hour. Hear my cry, I pray you heed, The help I ask comes not from greed.

Hide the packet away somewhere it won’t be disturbed. If you have a few coins to hide with it in a jar or crock, so much the better.

Once your circumstances have improved and you are once more back on your feet, retrieve the packet and burn it in a fire-safe dish. Recite over the flames:

You gave me help when I had none; You have my thanks, your work is done.

The spell may be repeated as often as you have need.

- From The Sisters Grimmoire: Spells and Charms for Your Happily Ever After, © 2017 Bree NicGarran

(Thought everyone could use a little extra magical help these days. Hope it helps!)

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Watching the DnD movie, I starting thinking about the hypothetical campaign was the movie was adapting and what the metanarrative behind the curtain was

I think Edgin and Holga's players came up with their backstories together, and the DM came up with the Invisibility Amulet to let Kira be a part of the team without being a pain in the ass. The DM regretted that about five seconds later

Simon's player definitely knows the most about the lore and everyone's kinda expecting him to DM next

Forge's player had to drop out of the campaign but wanted to stay involved. He and the DM conspired to have forge join forces with the villain and betray the party, transitioning into a NPC. He and the dm still text about Forge's schemes

Doric's player filled Forge's spot when he left. She and Simon's player are IRL dating and Doric's "meh" attitude to Simon's courting is part of the joke.

Xenk's player is the DM's buddy from college who's in town for the weekend. He hasn't played since college but this little taste has gotten him back in and he's going to start his own campaign.

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Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

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idc what game freak says, father and son.

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PDF: Tee (rex) shirt crochet pattern  // MadeInTheMomentShop

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Penguin cute by Lim lenn

Free Crochet Pattern Here (May need to make an account)

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Knit a Cute Bunny Hat Pattern For That Sweet Kiddo In Your Life … 👉 https://buff.ly/3Yf4fcF 🐰

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I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

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found my next knitting project

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Amigurumi Chibi Basic Body Crochet Pattern 💕

Free pattern here

Check out other free crochet patterns on Crochethea blog 💖

crochethea.com/links

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That post about death note being “everyone’s first anime” (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?