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There are going to be days when you won’t have the energy or drive to get out of bed. There are going to be days when you’re going to want to give up – give up on love, life, or school. The thing is, you’re not allowed to give up. You were given a life and you’re supposed to live it. The truth is the seventy or eighty years that you’re given isn’t long enough to do the things you’re supposed to do. Sure, you’re gonna hit a few bumps along the way, but you’ve got to pick yourself up and move on. Life is unpredictable and things might not always work out the way you want them to, but that’s no reason to give up. You’re here for a reason and someday when you’re not expecting it, you’re going to discover your reason for being here. And when that does happen, your life will never be the same again.

Daily Relatable Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)

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Your daily dose of Love Capsules from The Love Whisperer

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“this is outrageous. where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away?”

PARKS AND RECREATION — season 2, episode 5 (“sister city”)

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Your daily dose of Love Capsules from The Love Whisperer

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missing Christmas already. =)

2014 is going to be AWESOME!

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Salamat sa moral support dude @muffyaubrey #Sept2013 - oh and dinner (super) late at night? :)

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Baby, you were my picket fence I miss missing you now and then Chlorine kissed summer skin I miss missing you now and then Sometimes before it gets better The darkness gets bigger The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger Oh We’re fading fast I miss missing you now and then

Miss Missing You - Fall Out Boy, Save Rock and Roll

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Song Joong Ki.

(photo not mine)

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#2013 wish!

Your daily dose of Love Capsules from The Love Whisperer

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Everything I Know In Life I Learned From F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Never use “we were on a break” as an excuse

Remember, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it is a big deal

Everybody has a lobster

Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank

For more space in the bed, use the “hug and roll” technique

Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends

You can do a lot with just cups and ice

Always say the right name at the altar

Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather trousers

“Man bags” aren’t manly

Don’t count “Mississippily” when in a tanning booth

“How you doin’” never fails

If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it

Never let a monkey near a TV remote

Only in prison do they “cup” whilst measuring for pants

It’s not Smelly Cat’s fault

Always read make-up letters all the way through even when they are 18 pages long, FRONT and BACK!

You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80’s where is belongs

A nap with your best friend could be the best nap you’ve ever had

Never let slip to a child that they are in fact adopted

Meat is not an ingredient in the trifle

There’s no such thing as shark porn

Your first name is not your “family name”

Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women

A “day of fun” is a good way to get to know someone

Everyone has an identical hand twin

Eating too much meat can cause “meat sweats”

It’s never too late to resurrect the routine, just don’t change it

Regina Falange (I know, they spelled it wrongL) and Ken Adams make great false names

It’s possible to drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds

When moving a couch upstairs, pivot

A silent auction is not a contest to guess the right price

Always double check your measurements when making an entertainment unit

Playing too much on arcade machines can lead to getting “the claw”

Ugly, naked, and guy do not make for an attractive combination

Never pose for a V.D. poster campaign

“Pheebs” is short for Phoebe, it’s not just what we call out friends

Never let a duck and a chick near a foosball table

Wooden spoons and toy trucks make great massaging tools

Never put your head in a turkey

Taping oven mitts to your hands will prevent you from scratching chicken-pox

Never bet your apartment in a game of “who knows who”

Don’t leave teeth whitening gel on for longer than recommended

W.E.N.U.S. stands for….Ummm?….

Everyone is entitled to a “freebie” list of 5 celebrities they can sleep with if the opportunity arises

There are 7 basic erogenous zones. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7… 7… 7… 7 7 7 7 7 7… SEVEN! 

Feel free to send me a message if you don’t understand some of them, I’d be glad to explain :)

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"...remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one." - Gandalf to Bilbo Baggins #theHobbit #2012movie

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@ena_13 - Happy family :-)