That software engineer with not enough time on her hands. High-key crushing on Danny Sexbang. I met Danny once and it was great. We played Mario Party. Icon by the incredibly talented noisywyvern
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
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i know how to identify all of the barksies now.
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Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol
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Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben
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honestly in your defense the abbreviations don’t make a lot of sense sometimes
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I was out of town for a bit, and returned home to a TON of good news! Y’all we got a lot of wins!
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police asking witnesses to make a picrew of the suspect
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sorry all I post is silly Mario art but it helps with the horrors of work
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This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy
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I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway
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hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work
WHAT
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i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough
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yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are
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