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this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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jesse Blinkman and walter Eyes

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Damn, something you always sorta knew but didn’t realize until it’s made explicit like this lol.

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Trump flooded DC with officers and federal agents that r just attacking and arresting ppl willy nilly????????????????????

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minding my business in a building and then looked down to see?? this little mouse??

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non sexual nudity is fantastic and should not be treated like evil incarnate because it’s a basic part of human existence but don’t forget that sexual nudity is also rad as hell

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hi, you've reached the marriam Webster hotline. marriam Webster is not in right now.

if you'd like the definition of aardvark press 1

if youd like the definition of aardwolf press 2

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if AI ever learns to greetext we might be in trouble

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Wait is…is it possible?

*googles man and woman kissing*

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sorry I'm just passionate about existing right now I just had a really good sandwich