i am a reincarnation of an ancient irish deity. my bones are made of titanium and aircraft manufacturers are trying to figure out how the hell to harvest them. women love me and flute players fear me. minor
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acquired his ass btw
why is a white man from genshin impact making me feel this way. #Kaveh2025 #BringHimBack
#in ONE ten pull#i got xiao’s signature weapon also but back to kaveh#kaveh genshin#kaveh…🤤#genshin impact
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friend and i cried laughing
#if i reblog every haikaveh post i see maybe i’ll get lucky#ooouughfhhhhhhhhgggggg…..#not my art but it’s beautiful regardless#genshin impact#genshin impact kaveh#alhaitham genshin#kaveh#alhaitham#kavehthan#haikaveh
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the apple of my eye 🍏
#if i reblog every haikaveh post i see maybe i’ll get lucky#ooouughfhhhhhhhhgggggg…..#haikaveh#kavetham#kaveh#alhaitham#genshin impact kaveh#genshin impact alhaitham#genshin
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why is a white man from genshin impact making me feel this way. #Kaveh2025 #BringHimBack
#genshin impact kaveh#kaveh…🤤#i think it’s because he’s pretty like a princess and i’m a heinous lesbian
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divorce so bad he took my gay and left me w nothing
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*me, literally sick with want* whatever
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if you really loved me you’d put a bullet in my head
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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live
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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse
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Whose dumbass idea was it to make me aroace and apparently so loveable that people fall deeply in love with me?! How many more stupid love confessions do I have to reject?!
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
#this except i’m NAWT on the side of the gross pornographic content that exploits women#or grooms children#or commercializes/gentrifies/commodifies sex#except when the sex gets commercialized/gentrified/commodified for sex purposes
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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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your honor, these two men are wives!!!
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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening
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Damn aphobes love pulling that “you think you’re morally superior” card.
#this except i do think i’m morally superior than them#mostly because i dont judge people for who they do or dont fuck🙄#since when was that your business
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OHHHH MY GODDDD DHOLLY SHITTTTTTTTTT

Cries…Jinu took me FOUR hours and FOURTEEN minutes and almost caused me to crash my car…
#SCREAMING#screaming😏#she kpop on my demon till i hunter#are u a demon because i’m trying to kpop you
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actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar
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