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dad who's about to sneeze: I think I'll scream when I do it
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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New Orleans Drag Queens on Bourbon St,
1975
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Weird goth ghost pirate vampire sulks in bed and thinks about his beloved
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Yes yes the Chicago Vortex, this happens whenever the djinn in the local pagan Facebook group forgets to close the portal
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Pool # 27 - Ann Goldberg , 2016.
Canadian , b. 1970s
Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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guys i have to get this out or im gonna explode. in my life drawing class we are making our own series and mine is about lobster people, and the whole point of my project is to turn my class into furries--and its working. people relate to my lobsters...someone said they feel like their emotional reality was portrayed truthfully through these lobsters, these kind of ridiculous and funny but so painfully out of place and grotesque figures that you cant help but see yourself in if youve ever experienced being the "weird one". they dont know my secret plan but i am winning.

^this was my piece from last critique and it was received really well. people were like, "hey, thats how i feel."
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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pressure washing gotta feel good when you’re a gargoyle
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